Chris

Spinderman: Brand New Day - best Sony Spider-Man movie, best MCU movie since Infinity War.

@iwriteok.bsky.social I know you ran out of time but was sad to see the insane “Olive Garden needs to salt their water” activist investor pitch deck didn’t get a mention this week.

With enough flattery even the taskbar will stand up for attention

Happy Caturday! 😻

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

Thank you McDonald’s for this unintentional metaphor about healthcare access

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Happy Caturday! 😻

Happy Caturday! 😻

Happy Caturday! 😻

Chemo week one complete, she’s doing well and is quite a bit more energetic then last week.

@tracketpacer.com amazing - I spent over an hour writing up findings on network issues at a new site, root cause was contractor using CCA and not Cat6A and the project not requiring certification testing of completed runs, and after I’m done I open TikTok and the first video I get is your CCA one.

Salmon spawning. Every year, for every science class, for some other aspect of science it covered. Off to see & smell the salmon spawning creek.

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Thou shalt not cry over gas prices if you voted for this.

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Happy Caturday! 😻

Happy Caturday! 😻

Inside you there are two shibas

Because of her knee surgery a few months ago, her undercoat isn’t fully grown back yet so she comes in from outside shivering in these temps. First time I’ve seen a cold Shiba.

I really, really don’t want to spoil it for y’all

Our Shibas continue to mock the concept of pet beds, just open defiance of norms and common sense.

hey everyone here is a video of Andrew Tate getting the shit kicked out of him in slow motion happy holidays and you’re welcome

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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

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My AI strategy? That’s a great question. It’s a nuanced topic that calls for a multipronged approach best outlined in this excellent ebook by thought leaders in the field of intelligence: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

I got to experience two teams I care about losing game 7s this post-season, including to each other. I am Julio Rodriguez’s locker room screams of the damned, for the rest of my baseball fandom

It was the posts we met along the way

Alas

"Torment Nexus" is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with baseball games, like the one we’re all living inside of right now

This is excruciating

Sports are stupid. I don’t know why I put myself through this.

I’m preemptively starting chest compressions on myself

Extra innings in Game 7.

MY HEART IS IN MY ASS

Maximum stress

McDavid is not human

“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow” “Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”

Republicans everywhere turning the game off now that it’s hit 18

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"more baseball coming your way" {threatening}