Itzu the Tak

Itzu the Tak

@itzu.bsky.social

Any pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️ 34 https://ko-fi.com/itzuthetak Former failure analysis engineer, current indie gamedev & creator of FPS puzzle game Escape Velocity: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3210690/Escape_Velocity/

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Hi! I'm Itzu! I'm an indie game developer and former mechanical engineer. I also sometimes write stories! I have three characters but the main one is Itzu. Attached is his ref sheet (My other characters are Sura the secretary-bird-taur and Warranty Void the undead protogen)

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Well. Got laid off, position terminated this Saturday. I need some time to remake my resume and everything but if anyone is looking for a Front-End engineer with 12yrs of exp in the Bay Area/Remote U.S. Ping me.

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when i was 7, my family bought a van from a place called "just buses", they had a sticker on the back that said that in kind of a sexy cursive font. i peeled it off, rearranged the letters and forgot about it. nobody noticed. finally my mum goes "wait since when the hell has our van said Lust Bus"

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The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

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today is your reminder that the 'Guennol Lioness', a proto-Elamite statuette, confirms evidence that humans have been hot for massive furry women since at least 5000ish BCE, contemporary with our invention of the wheel and the first cohesive writing systems

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fun fact: I made warranty void specifically for this sorta situation despite looking like a terminator fucked an emaciated geth, warranty void has the constitution of wet tissue paper and I could probably beat his 5'7" (1.7m) ass on a bad day

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Be honest if you had to fight ur sona to the death are you winning or not

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you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

oh fuck yeah it's the olestra chips

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Lay's WOW! Chips (1998-2003): A line of fat free chips, made with Olestra, a fat substitute. Available in Original, Ruffles, and Dorito varieties. Each bag stated "Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools." Check this thread for a *COMPREHENSIVE* look at this infamous snackline!

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failson owner argued with me that his bar, which was bleeding money on inventory, actually NEEDED to stock 6 different energy drinks so after about 90 minutes of him not letting me fix the problem that he hired me to fix I just called a cab

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