Ivy Errata

Oh my God

i said ASS

I AM WATCHING SINNERS FOR THE FIRST TIME HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOLY MOTHER FUCK WHAT A MOVIE.

You know what, fuck it, do it. Make Nicki Minaj press secretary who gives a shit anymore, were already torpedoing this fuckmissle of a country into the ground, let's see what other crazy shit we can do in the name of turbodemocracy Rob Schneider is now the Regent Of Mayonnaise and AK47s, fuck it.

Y'all know the everyone is 12 theory right? I got another one for you: modern art is all Thomas Kincaide.

Hello #wrestlesky today is day two of getting my dad to cave and watch pro wrestling while he is on bedrest. I WILL MAKE A FAN OF HIM YET.

AEW should do a vignette where Austin and Kofi ask to watch some tape of texas death so they can understand Just them staring at the tv from the tv pov making progessively more upset faces until one vomits 🤣🤼‍♂️

how do we tell them? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

My fucking GOD this game of comp went crazy.

Images that go irrationally hard, holy shit. #wrestlesky

Dear #AEWDynamite I am just watching you now, I've already been spoiled about the turn, But I'm fucking AT THE MATCH And I'm ready to see it all play out.

My album of 2026 and nothing has touched it. youtu.be/CIAos5qWeZY?...

I just saw the Mass Effect: Universe trailer. Fucking keeping that away from us for four years. These fucking despots KNEW what they were doing. I hope EA folds under the weight of its own ineptitude.

Me, cleaning off the void of hell that has become my work desk:

youtu.be/5Yogl-rypAI?... Watch you'll see, I'll rape this world

Honestly, with the sale of EA to Kushner and the Saudi regime, I'm SLIGHTLY relieved that there won't be another Mass Effect. They're the type who would want to play as the Reapers.

Dragunov feels like he was built in a lab for AEW. The most sicko pilled addition to the roster maybe of all time

I call Mass Effect my holy trilogy. This is SO fucked.

My dad is in the hospital awaiting open heart surgery. I am fucking getting ready for work 1100 miles away and trying to compose myself. This fucking timeline sucks.

There's something really special about listening to Radiohead on an evening train and I think more people should do it.

I just introduced my 7 year old to Biddy Blaz, I am sure that my co-parent will feel nothing but appreciation for this development #scribdoon

You know what I've NEVER said? "gimme more Dralistico and Rush matches" #wrestlesky

AEW gave me a cassette tape too but it was just Harley Cameron practicing her ventriloquist routine.

Bro shut the fuck up #wrestlesky

AEW gave me a cassette tape too but it's just Griff Garrison explaining who he is.

Weird I got one too but mine is just Thekla calling me a dumb bitch for 90 minutes.

Okay I liked Clockwork Carnage! #AEWWrestleDream

Will Ospreay really said "Nah put me in first against Takeshita bruv, it'll whip" #AEWWrestleDream

Big fucking tears right now you guys. Absolute amazing match. #AEWWrestleSky

Mox is my fucking favorite and MAN this match is emotionally intense. He's telling such an incredible story. Tears in the middle of the match, guaranteed tears at the finisher. #AEWWrestleDream

That's.... uhhh... that's a fucking lot of blood, holy shit. #AEWWrestleDream

I gotta wonder when they're debuting Dragunov. I wouldn't be surprised if they slot him right into the main event scene, but we are starting to run out of matches left for him to appear in that aren't named Clockwork Carnage. #AEWWrestleDream

I fucking love a good inanimate object kickout. #AEWWrestleDream

Pro Wrestling fans rule so hard, where else are you gonna hear seven thousand people chant "Take his pants off?" #AEWWrestleDream

Aubrey Edwards with the wild "It's a four way!" while Perse has her flabbers gasted was peak. #AEWWrestleDream

KEVIN KNIGHT'S GRAVITY DOESN'T WORK REGULAR #AEWWrestledream

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW #AEWWrestleDream