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I could have been a Strictly judge but I never had the Latin

I'm not posting about my short film much on here, but can't resist telling y'all that comedy legend Doon Mackichan has joined the cast. Exec Producers include Paul Whitehouse. If you want to know more, or support the crowdfunder in our last 7 days, go to crowdfunder.co.uk/p/how-to-do-a-kidnap

It's the last week of our crowdfunder for my comedy short film HOW TO DO A KIDNAP. Any Bluesky Peep Show fans here? You might like to know the cast now includes Gareth Tunley AKA Gog from series 2. (I produced series 5) You can pledge (and get rewards) at crowdfunder.co.uk/p/how-to-do-a-kidnap

I've seen 58 and produced 1. Succession should be at #2 but otherwise no notes

Did anyone else have their heart in their mouth in the Farage garden pagoda scene? Even though I knew the ending I kept thinking fake American dad actor was going to blow their cover, or just put his sleeve in the wrong place.

A bunch of people have kindly reposted this this morning so I'm joining in!

I've rarely had such low engagement as my post yesterday about my short film crowdfunder. Genuine Q: Is Bluesky just not the place for that? Or was it because we were all sad about Dolly? Or [other]? Tbf it's not a Good Cause aside from supporting UK comedy and a new female director. Thoughts?

Gonna start using 'Clacton police say there's a credible threat against me' whenever I don't want to go to something

We have been in the local Woolworths and the pound shop, and had a nice meal of lasagne in Wetherspoons.

An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

Ruin a book by adding a word. Tender Is The Night Bus

Ruin a book by adding a word: Bleak Acid House

I worry that my incredibly bad joke 4 days ago may have had something to do with Bill Oddie's demise...

The premiere of this was huge fun. Autistically funny, and generally funny, it's like if all those great Daily Tism headlines became people.

I don't know - I went to the park the other the day and there was a sign saying ALL GATES TO BE KEPT ON A LEASH. The sign was on a dog.

Historically accurate Oddie, see?

They're gonna have to shoot an extra bit of that 'What has the BBC ever done for me' ad. 'Made Donald Trump turn over his financial records' is a pretty good one.

I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things, that a woman ain't s'posed to see.

I thought dictatorships were meant to be good at sporting spectacles.

A woman forgets what colour she last died her hair, and then her ex boyfriend forgets too.

Quick reminder: £10 billion is TEN THOUSAND MILLION POUNDS

It's a mark of my extreme honesty that I'm starting today's wordle with my usual word even though I've seen everyone on Bluesky going PFUCK PYOU PWORDLE

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Farage is meant to be an “enough of this” vote, a rejection of normal politics, just as “Leave” was. It’s a destructive impulse. Nobody expects him to really fix stuff, but it expresses a voter’s disgust with the other options. Him v Binface reveals they’re both the same. It’s really funny.

Starmer did have Appease Donald Hubris Disorder

“I am the most verbally and physically attacked public figure or politician of modern times.” The disgraceful Nigel Farage. Remembering Labour MP Jo Cox, born 1974, murdered 2016.

Farage says that in London men can't wear watches and women can't wear jewellery. Just checking: can women wear watches though? I need to keep an eye on the time when I'm stealing men's jewellery.

I'm loving this Bluesky joke where we all pretend we were at Taylor and Travis's wedding. Extra funny for me because I actually was there! I kept two of these cute clips we got given so we didn't get our wine glasses muddled up.

I didn't know it was possible for a sunny exterior to be so #Backrooms

Name a film where the title is a full sentence.

Musk, Jenrick, Robinson, Farage, the whole of them, know what they are doing. This is Stochastic terrorism. They are constructing a monolithic other to generate fear and anger for electoral gain. Those talking of 'legitimate concerns' are normalising their framing and helping them. It's that simple.

I'm in Exeter to do a panel talk with @gralefrit.bsky.social and @alicelowetime.bsky.social at the Exeter Comedy Festival this eve. Hanging with wonderful comedy chums but forgetting to take pics so here's an arty shot of a bit of ruin I took instead.

No one, absolutely no one, is saying that white lives don't matter. I know this is obvious, particularly to a Bluesky audience, but in a world of infuriating straw-manning, it bears repeating.

This is a lovely story. I might re-watch Pride (the film), the origin story for this mutual respect and support www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

This game is addictive isn't it? This is the best I've done, though I was wildly off with Wisconsin. www.maptap.gg May 31 80🙃 88✨ 91🌟 93🎉 100🎯 Final score: 929

London is BROKEN (ft. Dawn Butler)

Every time trans rights are in the news, if I take an opinion I inevitably get a few ‘why won’t you listen to women’s opinions on their own safety’. A boilerplate answer: The *vast* majority of opinions I read in support of trans inclusion come from women. Presumably just not the ones who count.

The 24 I've read on that Guardian books list are almost all from the top 35, and that tells you I'm the kind of person who's read lists like this before

Super, cally, fragile, istick, expealla, and docious

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

Convert a band (or artist) Euro Sinatra

Slightly increase a band Green 25 Hours