Jack Walsh

I got my massive tonsils and adenoids removed when I was 18 because they collapsed on my throat constantly all night, and I was informed after my sleep test that I would die by 2025ish if I didn't get it dealt with.

Am I too old for Backrooms? I feel like I was just indifferent to it on general principle but I'm prepared to be rapidly aging into irrelevance.

For my money, the most manipulative thing about Elizabeth Holmes' performance in that movie was how she also named her daughter Ivy. It turned me into yet another pawn in her grand scheme. Absolutely diabolical.

Well, this is just an embarrassment of riches for a Raman voter with mixed feelings about the Katyn Massacre and megadeath-range artificial famine.

"Space Jam" is about equidistant between now and the film "Doctor Zhivago"

"If only someone would patiently explain the error of their ways the white working (and middle) class of the plains would see the light and unhesitatingly recite the trans shahada" is up there with "the cornfields yearn for marxism" with shit this place takes as fact that's pants on head moronic

I know that in a healthy democracy, all parties should participate in free and fair elections without fear of reprisal or sanction... But death match democracy has undeniable juice.

We were inoculated against the president talking about Nicki Minaj's ass by the president repeatedly talking about Jon Husted's ass.

The political power of the gaming industry was long checked by the fact that it has to operate like legal weed, and the greatest sin of the gambling-legalization era is how it allowed these parasites to get around the interstate commerce clause and run multistate operations.

Every time I see a reference to Jake Tapper and Joe Biden's age which suggests that Tapper wrote the book while Biden was still in office, I die a little inside. You need to believe that shit was a conspiracy against Democratic Power for the same reasons it was actually a post-mortem.

Okay, this is literally Stockholm Syndrome

FINALLY

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It's worth asking yourself how so many societies came to discourage an activity that involves the unwise use of your own property, primarily by men. It's not a natural thing for humans to prohibit, at first glance... but as a very social problem, it starts to make a lot of sense..

I dunno if Showgirls really merits a remake.

The way he says it with a total lack of conviction makes it so, so much worse.

Republicans, they're not like us.

This is the most coherently angry I've seen him about something in over a year.

It's incredible how much more disquieting this is for the suggestion that there's two of the monsters. Like, why? I know his people like Trump and his rallies more than I do, but this really feels like the WH is forced to act like sending him out there is not doing pointless damage.

That's "Brother Elon" to you pal

I'm sick of conservatives attacking Obama for the elitism of the Cheesecake Factory comment when the obvious criticism is that he sounded like a bitchy middle-aged gay man

The news cycle wants you to forget how hard the GOP is Joe Brandoning, but the GOP keeps trying to remind you

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He looks so much like Jeff Conway in Grease in this photo.

Three moments broke Trump 2.0: 1) Kimmel and other attempted censorship after Charlie Kirk. Made public see the attack on speech. 2) Minnesota anti-ICE protests, Goode and Pretti killings. Made public see the attack on rights. 3) Iran war. Made public see bad foreign policy affects them directly.

Halloween is Catholic. Dia de Los Muertos is Catholic. There is no Eostre bunny. The animist nature worship behind long-dead personalist political systems has been replaced by reason and/or actual theology, combined at your discretion.

Guys, let's be mature about this, because we all know you can see that shit from space.

I think Garland perceived his job as being the responsible adult in the room whose role was to resist pressure to lock Trump up. But when Trump was guilty of multifarious offenses ranging from treason to fraud to child predation, this turned Garland into Trump’s de facto protector.

If I were Israeli, I'd be pretty nervous about all of the Poles. The track record is poor.

He is absolutely not wrong that in a healthy world, politics stops at the water's edge and folks just have opinions about other countries that don't have to hinge on those countries' own internal political dynamics. We're just not living in a healthy world right now.

It makes me uncomfortable how closely she follows the contours of his body