chbarts

chbarts

@chbarts.bsky.social

Pronouns he/him This profile is funded by grants from the National Endowment for the Inanities. Style for use with Stylus to get Bsky to use a serif font (at least on desktop), so you can tell Weird Al from Weird AI: https://userstyles.world/style/18544

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I’m watching a thread of people who are demanding 1) an email service alternative to Proton, 2) that doesn’t use AI, and promises to never use AI, 3) is privacy-focused (that means no ads), and finally, is 4) completely free

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Replying to @figgityfigs.bsky.social

Are they aware that LAX airport isn't under any jurisdiction of the Mayor of Los Angeles? There isn't a single thing she can do about cargo moving through the airport beyond sending street maintenance crews to tear up the roads outside the airport and piss off everyone

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Replying to @lastpositivist.bsky.social

Because it's now always tempting for them to draw attention to him being cool in the hopes that it will annoy you as much as that very fact enrages them. This has the potential to backfire. In my own little way I suspect my philosophy career benefited from some similar effects at times.

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Replying to @lastpositivist.bsky.social

It's kind of an interesting phenomenon how "talented orator and politician from despised minority group" breaks certain kinda brains. Because, I guess, for them the very fact that he is talented is what bothers them, that's precisely why he gets under their skin so much. And therein lies a trap.

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New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

politico.comMamdani is using NYPD gym to host pickup basketball games with friendsThe choice of location has scrambled NYPD training operations, angering a police union and a Republican lawmaker.

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I didn't initially realise this was meant to be a negative thing, but when you read the piece it obviously was. Their attempt at a political hit job is quite literally to tell you that Mamdani is baller, and to connect him in your minds with Knicks' victory. Astonishing stuff, let's see how it goes.

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

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Truly Joever. 87 days of being a NEET. I hate it. I want a job 😭 pls share and repost

Noah Weinberger@noahweinberger2003.bsky.social

I am #lookingforwork Do you need someone who’s good with AI language models, likes speaking to politicians about tangible risk rather than sci fi risk, or a defense geek who likes flying robots? Well I’m your guy! My signal is NoahW.03 I can legally work in both the United States and Canada.

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One evening, all the C^k functions are drinking at a bar. The derivative walks in and starts differentiating indiscriminately. Everyone panics and runs, except one function, which keeps sipping its beer. The derivative asks, “Who the fuck are you?” “I am the exponential,” the function replies.

Kristin Wilson@kristin-wilson.bsky.social

Tell me your nerdiest joke that people either don’t get, or think less of you for thinking it’s funny. Here’s mine: Descartes is sitting at a bar drinking a beer. The bartender asks if he’d like another one. Descartes says, “I think not” and instantly vanishes.

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Replying to @irhottakes.bsky.social

This is like the CIA funding expressionism: it would've happened anyways, the money is just extra lubricant.

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Pollsters will literally sit there and tell you "we took a poll and it showed the Democrat winning, but then we interpreted the data to assume more Republicans would vote and you are *never* going to believe this but it made the results a lot closer" and none of them get punched in the face for it.

Marist Poll of Maine Senate is Jackson +2 with LV +9 with RV Gov is tied with LV 44-44. but LV is Pingree+11 GCB is D+5 with LV and over D+10 with RV

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the day i realized flying cars would, at some point, mean a pile of cars careening down onto the ground at 200mph was maybe the worst day of my life

its a neat idea but like in the same way a flying car is a neat idea the people making AI arent seeing the inevitability of a 20 car pileup in the sky, theyre jsut seeing “wwo car fly”

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Replying to @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social

when marxist-leninists gain power in coalition with non-ML socialists, their historical *first* action is to purge the non-ML socialists.

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Replying to @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social

you cannot trust marxist-leninists. marxism-leninism structurally selects for either ignorant or immoral people (specifically people willing to ignore its grave historical crimes). also its *founding organizational tenet* (democratic centralism) structurally selects for dishonesty and entryism

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harrington was right, you all fucked up by allowing marxist-leninists and other ultras into your organization

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

NEW: DSA's National Political Committee passed two resolutions today aimed at Los Angeles mayoral candidate Nithya Raman, beginning processes that could result in DSA-LA being forced to rescind its endorsement of her this weekend and/or Raman herself being expelled from DSA by January.

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From the outside, a lot of DSA internal politics these days looks like a clash between people who are becoming increasingly successful at democratic politics and people who want to act like authoritarians despite having no actual authority

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

The other resolution (which passed 15-12) calls on Raman to meet with DSA-LA leaders by Nov. 30. If she doesn't affirm her support for BDS and sign on to DSA's campaign to stop Israeli weapons transfers at LAX by Jan. 1, the NPC could vote to expel her. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Replying to @mike10010100.com

That folks on both ends of the political spectrum have bought into the myth that the Tea Party was a genuine grassroots movement concerned with material stability, and not an astroturfed campaign to redefine anything the govt did to assist non-white citizens as "theft", is a cultural coup.

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One of the lesser known outlaws of the Old West was Rufus Nephew, aka Climax Jim. That's unfortunate because the man's life was a never ending series of crimes, arrests, acquittals, convictions & daring escapes. Here's a sampling of some of his very stupid adventures... 🧵