Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX

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JSN Triple Crown Watch: Receptions: 58 (1st by 9) Yards: 867 (1st by 241) TDs: 8 (1st by 2)

JSN on pace for 141-2150-20

Some Kenneth Walker III stats from tonight: - lowest success rate of the season (29%) and yds/carry (2.6) - lowest rate of stacked boxes (7%) - lowest number of explosive runs (0) Seattle’s defense, man 😮‍💨

an absolute ass-kicking

🥊

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Seahawks have won every round in the cards, let’s see if they hunt a KO

Harrison Butker was too far right??

Patrick Mahomes getting the shit kicked out of him tonight

George Holani

Kudos to Fleury for going straight back to the air with a simple, confidence building pass play after that brutal pick

He goes from Unconscious (laudatory) to unconscious (derogatory) so fast.

Second-lowest dropback rate in the NFL, too. There simply isn’t a QB in the league more likely to turn the ball over on a given play.

God… Sam Darnold is so annoying great half though, all things considered

JSN got Mansoor Delane in hell tonight

Sam Darnold is fuckin’ DEALING right now

throw the fish Throw The Fish /eyes rolling back in head THROW THE FISH

There’s no way around it anymore, Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the best receiver in the world right now

The Seahawks defense was very good to start the season but a full speed Nick Emmanwori has been transformative

The next tackle Emmanuel Wilson breaks will be his first ever but he’s getting every yard that’s blocked for him

your special teams suck, bro

sometimes romance is sitting on opposite sides of the couch sending memes to each other

A really wonderful touch in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is when the lieutenant introduces himself as “Fleming, Ian Fleming”

RIP Tom Skerrit. the only reason you should ever cover eyes that blue is if you happen to look better than anyone has ever looked in aviators.

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Why would we do this? What are we trying to accomplish, a Superbowl?

Most social media trade ideas are really dumb and maybe this is one of them but I keep thinking about: Jadarian Price + 2nd — Jonathan Taylor + Quinton Nelson

Will be refreshing to hear considered analysis rather than clickbait and hot takes

🚨 What’s wrong with the Seahawks?? Can they fix it? Just finished up with @natetice.bsky.social, where he + @jacsonbevens.bsky.social break down Seattle’s struggles, possible fixes, + discuss whether the ceiling and expectations for this team should change after a 3-3 start. In your ears shortly!

explains the goosebumps all those guys must have

the coolest thing about this 49ers 80th anniversary celebration is that they haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1995

that oughta do it

it’s going great

LOOOOOOOOL RAMS

Harrison Butker was too far right??

we’re perfectly capable of going .500 with a championship roster on our own, thank you very much

Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭

The Broncos only had 33 yards in the second half and OT but they did NOT have Sam Darnold

hey abraham I got a sack you can stand and watch

Ryan Fitzpatrick literally after the game ended:

paulina is a saint

bo nix plays the most cowardly version of quarterback I’ve ever seen

So apparently Paulina was filming the last ten minutes or so of the game and