Dapper Dan Man

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

The Supreme Court has, over the course of decades, legalized behavior that is poisonous to a functioning democracy, Leo J. Wise, a former Justice Department prosecutor, argues:

UNBRIDLED JOY

I swear to god the administration is going down the list of reasons pundits said it wasn’t fascism and doing them all one by one

Is averaging 2 INT's a game high? It feels high.

boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market

Brian Fleury I dare you to call another run

Maybe 4th string RB's shouldn't get high leverage carries.

this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

Did Fleury forget AJ Barner exists? Should have been two straight Barnyards

The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.

All I ask is for political journalists to get merely as angry about this as they did when Obama tried to move Fox News's seat to the second row in the WH briefing room.

Does this game look awful for anyone else? My TV is artifacting so bad the ball just disappears in air.

Leonard Williams, certified Wife Guy.

For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...

the approach shot golf swing celly really cements this as the GOAT punt

"The unpopular President calls upon government regulators of the media to make the bad polls disappear" is a statement that can only possibly describe an authoritarian regime.

Myers caught the Blair Walsh disease uh oh.

In which @kenjennings.bsky.social captures the essence of Mariners fandom in 50 seconds

Jed York:

“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author

the american paradox

Christopher Nolan has gone TOO FAR with this woke casting.

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.

I'd like to see someone start making the case for actual military discipline. Like, soldiers are supposed to follow orders and comport themselves professionally. Letting them just do whatever they want probably isn't great when it's time for combat.

Just what I want to hear about the people whose salaries I pay.

If we had even a halfway functional democracy this guy would be removed from office within 48 hours for withholding disaster aid to punish opposition strongholds. Unreal.

Business idea: algorithmic-style Dynamic Pricing at restaurants. You can get French onion soup for $1.75 when it's really hot out, but a tomato salad costs $57 in August. Everyone hates it; Softbank has already contributed $150m in funding just off the concept.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Throwback to John Madden’s iconic commentary 🌭

"we do six Watergates before lunch every day"

The chuds thought they were electing the master architect of a thousand year fascist regime. Instead they got a whiney, vapid, failed interior decorator obsessed with making everything around him look like a Miami country club circa 1989.

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.