jakethescienceguy (he/him)

It’s been over a month since this game released and I’m still playing it a lot and am loving it so much. And I haven’t even beaten it yet! It’s so good!

The face I just made when remembering some of my actions and behaviors in the midst of my alcoholism

How the fuck do people read anything this Mann says or does and think “yes it is good that he is allowed to have more influence on global politics than any other private citizen ever”

Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahahaha

It’s that time of the scrolling on apps that the algorithm decides I’m not cis and and actually a trans woman. No Instagram ads, I do not need underwear that tucks it for me

This game has occupied all conscious thought for the last 2 weeks now, it’s so good

Ten years ago if you told me I would one day follow InfoWars I would have spit on you but here we are

This Trump post is ai generated, I’m sure of it

I need everyone to stop posting pics of their dead dogs under cute dog videos. I don’t wanna scroll the comments and start crying!!! Please start catering your entire internet existence to me

CNN should be fucking embarrassed for this

This past weekend I beat Baldurs Gate 3 Honor Mode for the first time and with that got the final achievement for the game. Truly it’s one of my favorite games of all time, I love it so much

Zwicky calling people spherical bastards is one of the only things I remember learning about in undergrad physics

fucking Nathan Fielder?!? My god this is going to be ask insane piece of media

Growing up my family would put sugar in cereal like Rice Krispies or Cheerios but it turns out most people don’t do that. My sister did it in college at the dorm cafeteria and her friend all said what the fuck

The people have spoken

Dolly Parton single handedly did more for children than literally any conservative ideal ever

The real reason I drink so much monster these days

“Accidentally” it was very on purpose and I’m not naming names

This man is both evil and stupid

Sam does this fighting Shelob at the end of two towers

@ TTRPG PERFORMERS!!! are you going to pax unplugged?? do you love stardew valley?? i'm looking for 1-2 more players for a potential stardew-themed actual play!! lmk if you're interested 👇

Chat I’m starting to think that Amazon might be evil

bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...

This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet

These same people scream and cry communism when you suggest that some wealthy folks pay more in taxes. This pivot to “abundance will provide for you” is so disingenuous

“Surprised fans” and “unrelated panel” don’t really match up here…

Final Fantasy 16 really said to me “oh you killed the game all this time? How about the worst boss fight in history? It has seemingly unavoidable attacks that will do 90% of your health as well as a sequence that instakills if you don’t do the boss’s entire health bar in like 60 seconds”

Breaking News: Old conservative yells at clouds, blaming immigrants and the woke left for the fact that women don’t want to associate with him Fuck this old man, he can keep being lonely

Pssh, amateurs. Real pros like me don’t need advice on how to start again, we can’t stop ourselves from starting again, it happens like magic

This is Cookie. She's a big proponent of reusable shopping bags. Partly for the environment, but mostly for naps. 12/10 (TT: all.themunchies)

ive been considering developing a parasocial relationship with bluey

It’s weird how different my life is compared to 2 years ago

This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)

Post a character you love and tag two mutuals to do the same 🫴✨ @trianthania.bsky.social @ahvahhediting.com

Does anybody have advice on how to win the lottery it’s really important so that i can stop going to work

This is Hina, Sasha, Momo, and Kikko. They just got in line behind their turtle friend. Not sure what the line is even for, but man is it moving slow. 12/10 for all (IG: yokokikuchi_ks)