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jakewolfe.bsky.social

@jakewolfe.bsky.social

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"I've got a great idea for a kids' cartoon. Three teenage girls in high heels and latex catsuits get tied up, inflated, hypnotized, stuck in quicksand, grow huge muscles and show everyone their sexy sexy feet" - Some French guy 25 years ago

Husky Pup Taku@huskypuptaku.bsky.social

"Totally Spies" had a lot of those moments, and probably spread a lot of interesting feelings.

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It's kinda hard to believe that Sabrina Online has been going regularly for 30 years (save for a little break around 2016), but here we are. Thanks to everyone out there new & old who have read, enjoyed, and supported Sabrina over all these years! sabrina-online.com #SabrinaOnline #SabrinaOnline30

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Huh. Yeah okay.

Vulpes ๐Ÿ‰ (He/They)@katevulpes.bsky.social

Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the โœจ๏ธposterior & anterior fornixโœจ๏ธ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy

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Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

PC Gamer@pcgamer.com

"We as developers and players need to push back against this bullsh*t just like we did with NFTs and crypto games and try in vain to do with predatory micro transactions, loot boxes and battle passes."

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Replying to @darkchibishadow.bsky.social

Yeah they're finally starting to acknowledge that porn addiction is pushed by the church and really just means "I'm not supposed to look at porn bc it's a sin, but I do it anyway so I must be addicted" But the data shows that mental health struggles come from the guilt, not the porn by itself.

psychologytoday.comScience Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction, You Should, TooResearch finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.

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If JAST goes you can't buy the majority of Nitro+ games in english and that's a fucking crime. Call those fuckers, it's not even labour day yet.

arimia@arimiadev.com

"games aren't political" fans sure silent now that they can't play games due to politics (please support JAST and make some noise about this)

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Yet another instance of I fucking cannot believe people were not aware of their ability and propensity to just do this. Call PayPal and ask them if your money is safe. Ask why they're able to steal money from people. Ask what's stopping them from shuttering your account over buying a DVD.

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Replying to @markjansen10.bsky.social

Here is a recording of a Stripe representative saying that yes, you DO prohibit LGBTQ+ content: bsky.app/profile/mady...

NEW from me: This morning, a Stripe customer representative confirmed to me that they do not allow LGBTQ content and haven't for a month--at first. Later, after putting me on hold, the representative confusingly said they were wrong and that they don't ban LGBTQ content, only "abusive" content.

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Multiple reps with multiple customers in multiple locales being told that LGBTQ content was banned and only after several posts started making the rounds do they send one of their board members to go NONONONO DON'T REPORT US TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT!! You should report them to your local government.

Aftermath@aftermath.site

Stripe says support team reps were "totally wrong" about LGBTQ ban aftermath.site/stripe-lgbtq...

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The real insanity here is that ZOOM basically exists to have Duke on it, they somehow got the rights to all the spinoff games that Randy doesn't want you to be able to purchase. That's basically all anyone knows it for. But yeah they will be coming for GTA6 and CoD and such next.

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Every single one of them is passing the buck to the other one. They're all complicit and they're all working to censor and ban you from consuming perfectly legal goods, as well as legally supporting creators you love. Keep hammering their asses.

Trepe Serafin@trepeserafin.bsky.social

Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship! Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors. KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!

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Also remember that discriminating against LGBTQ businesses and people is wholesale fucking illegal here. CBC covering this means there's a high chance one of our actual progressives in the NDP might see this as a real issue. Keep fucking calling.

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Time to take a Collective Shit on Collective Shout. Call these numbers and let these companies know, firmly, that you are not happy with their anti-adult content policies. Fight the Fascists! We will win!

Iantos@iantos.bsky.social

Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

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"We train young men to drop fire on people... but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their airplanes, because it's obscene." - Colonel Kurtz

This Week in Videogames - TWIV@thisweekinvideogames.com

Games marketplace Itch.io has removed โ€œall adult NSFWโ€ content from search results and browse pages, following scrutiny from payment processors. The platform says the content will undergo a comprehensive audit, with "some pages being permanently removed." thisweekinvideogames.com/news/itch-io...

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Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

Collective Shout, the group that took credit for bullying Mastercard into recently censoring more platforms, stated that apparently it took them ~1000 phonecalls to convince them to give them what they wanted? We got like way more people than that don't we?

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Yes! This 1000%!

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If you can mentally justify every gore story with descriptions of gruesomely murdering or ripping people apart because you understand that art about violence doesnโ€™t cause people to enact violence, there is zero reason you canโ€™t extend that logic to *ANY* kind of sex art

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