Cryptic Nomad

Dearest @govandybeshear.bsky.social, You’re getting dog walked by a dead man. Don’t be Merrick Garland. Call for the Special Election already. Let Mitch prove he’s alive. He can’t. Because he’s fucking dead. Love, God

Here’s Why Weather Forecasts Have Seemed So Inaccurate Lately. Meteorologists simply aren't able to gather as much data as they used to, and you're suffering for it. gizmodo.com/heres-why-we...

“So you think I’m a Nazi? I’ll show you Nazi!!”

I actually think this bears repeating: Our Director of National Intelligence was just shown to *literally be taking secretive orders about what precisely to do and say in politics* from a scary cult leader in Hawaii And it wasn’t even front-page news How am I supposed to react to this?

Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

Hey MAGA! Hey Republicans! Why do you despise the military so much?!? “We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline.”

New York Knicks!!!

Is there. Crowd shot? How many people are there watching in person? Kennedy Center

Good lord it didn’t take Trump this long to completely destroy the East Wing of the White House!!!!

Upset about this, too? SPEAK UP!

How long will Trump stay at the Knicks game tonight? Up to 30 minutes? 30-60 minutes?

Sorry…Pink’s schtick is like a bad SNL skit

I’m sorry…why is Pink hosting the Tony’s?

With @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy now gone as a reliable source of news and information I’m wondering what other places people are turning to for news? Or have we crossed the rubicon and there are no longer any sources of unbiased journalism happening?

Remember how on 9/11 everyone was scared because terrorists hijacked a plane and we’re going to crash it into the White House and destroy it? Boy, those were the days right?

The US Dept. of Defense removed Unitarian Universalism and 180 other religions from its official list of affiliated religions. This means that UU’s in uniform - and members of many other faiths - will no longer be able to receive spiritual services tailored to their needs. Are we great yet?

RIP CBS @cbsnews.com Walter Cronkite is horrified at what you’ve become.

The CDC says “there have been no suspected, probable or confirmed cases of Ebola in the United States as of Thursday, and the risk of the disease domestically is low.” HOW WOULD THE CDC KNOW? TRUMP/DOGE GUTTED THEM. WHO STILL WORKS THERE?? www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

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“Human dignity does not depend on a person’s abilities, wealth or position in life, nor on the right or wrong choices made; instead, it is a gift that precedes and transcends each person, endowed by God as an expression of his unfailing love. (MH 50)”

Every American should be disgusted by this.

Watching the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and this just feels wrong. #TheLateShow #StephenColbert

Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are all planning huge layoffs. Amazon got $17.5B in federal tax breaks last year. Jeff Bezos is worth $270B. Meta saved $13.7B in taxes. Mark Zuckerberg is worth $210B. Microsoft saved $12.5B last year. Its CEO is worth $1.3B. This is what a rigged economy looks like.

#DonTheCon strikes again - remember when Trump promised that this ballroom wouldn't cost the taxpayers anything?

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Bingo! “This is why we need my monstrosity of a ballroom!”

So on Monday, when Congress reconvenes to hold hearings on “how could this happen!?!?!” (because we all know they will) maybe Democrats can find a way to force them to vote on Trumps illegal war.

So…anything interesting going on in the world tonight? In 30 minutes will We hear from Trump about the media is to blame?

Now this is more like it!

Watching NASA’s live broadcast of the Artemis II re-entry and heard them talking about “orientation” and “trans”- something-or-other. DEI strikes again!!! If there are any problems with the re-entry and/splashdown I guarantee Trump will blame trans people!

NEW: A stunning new report claims that the Pentagon summoned Pope Leo XIV’s top American diplomat and threatened him after the U.S.-born pontiff gave his January state-of-the-world address. Leo used the address to denounce a world ruled by “a diplomacy based on force” and “zeal for war.”

Well dammit now this just ruins my drinking game I had planned for tonight… not that it’s a surprise. How long before Iran says “yo, dude…we haven’t negotiated with the US or its proxies in weeks. Where did you pull this nonsense from?” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It’s crazy that I’m sitting here at work hoping that somewhere in whatever is left of the US government there are good men and women who are actively working to stop Trump from going nuclear.

It’s not Easter unless the president of the United States threatens war crimes.

This is what he actually said. President Trump: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden, I was forced to sell my little pink house in Charleston." "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

A US service member is missing and this is the first we've heard from the president. Need I say more

“Donald Trump, Warmonger-in-Chief” The president is bombing more and more civilian targets in Iran while preparing to unveil a new $1.5 trillion war budget, funded by cuts to US healthcare. He also can't stop firing... women. From my First Draft email:

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

Rep. Rosa DeLauro, top Dem on the House appropriations panel, says DHS is *choosing* not to pay TSA workers while paying its other employees. She says: 85% of ICE + CBP are being paid 75% of Secret Service 0% of TSA workers "The Department made that decision," DeLauro says on the House floor.

Tracy Kidder, Pulitzer-winning author who turned unlikely subjects into bestsellers, dies at 80

Targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime. The media should report that.

Three major new studies on democracy and freedom all find the U.S. is slipping further away from democracy. Leaders of two of those studies say President Trump's goal is to rule as an autocrat. n.pr/4uG99Am

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.