Brinch Kidley

Brinch Kidley

@jamrine2.bsky.social

MSU Spartan alum and fan, runner of sorts, safe lifter of heavy objects, girl dad, creme brulee misunderstander

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Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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BREAKING: Greenland and 86 other countries have announced they are two weeks away from a nuclear weapon. Willing to negotiate settlements with Trump.

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Past a certain age you have to treat your s/o like a dog that might have chocolate. What are you eating? Is that going to give you heartburn? Drop it. Drop iiiit oh he’s running

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You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

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Mother in ICE custody asks to go to son's funeral—agents took her to a "punishment room" instead. "They took my clothes and left me all alone with a single blanket," she says. "That is how they punish me for having cried after telling me my son had died." Her 1-year-old baby still breastfeeds.

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More villages in South Lebanon being detonated by Israel. Israel is the one sharing these videos. They are proud of their war crimes.

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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Everyone: try (insert trendy exercise): - Elliptical - Gravel biking - Crossfit - Kettlebells - Peloton - Pickleball Me? - Go outside and fucking run until you run out of energy or time. - Repeat until your meniscus (menisci?) is shredded wheat. Then figure out which of the above.

These halftime show lyrics are… interesting: “The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers

The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort And it don't even matter if their veins are punctured All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics And all my heroes in the Methadone clinics All you bastards at the IRS

For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks For the shots of Jack and the caps of Meth Half pints of love and the 5th's of stress For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood”

TRANSITION EVERYONE RUN DOWN THE COURT AND HERE WE GO IT’S GONNA BE LIT but let’s stop at the perimeter, allow the D to set up, and pass the ball around the perimeter until the shot clock expires

If all the celebrity billionaires started dressing like furries i think warren buffet would be an adorable beaver, elon musk would be a growling honey badger and peter theil would be a fuzzy lil gay hitler.

I wonder if someone just approached Stephen Miller and started tickling him saying c’mon buddy lighten up buddy boy if he’d laugh and forget about how much he wants to genocide ppl