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Be Like Mike (no, not like that)

Climate disaster keeps disastering: Satellite monitoring has detected massive plumes of methane pouring from Chevron's Gorgon LNG plant in Western Australia. (This is the one connected to the world’s biggest carbon capture and storage project WHIICH IS ALSO FAILING) www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...

FIFA has already begun discussions about using EBY as the new shorthand for an own-goal on official scoresheets

The “lowest voting turn-out ever." 52% of voting public did not vote. BC conservatives got elected by 24% of eligible British Columbians. So don’t blame those who voted Green. Blame those who didn’t vote. #bcpoli #bcelection #Canada

Looks at BC news this morning

Fewer people voted for BC Conservatives this year than in 2024. NDP 2024: 944,463 2026: 669,257 CON: 2024: 911,142 2026: 860,565 NDP appealed to right-wing voters they didn't get. Their base felt ignored and decided to not vote? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Br... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Br...

Really looking forward to David Eby’s book, How to lose friends and alienate people

The funny thing is some people in BC are still going to be smug that they don't live in Alberta/USA

They’ve been saying the quiet things quite loudly for a while

It’s cool how all the big new ideas are surveillance and physical control

wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known. I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Oops, wrong dick is a wild claim

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

Injoustice

Some of us still bear scars from the Buena Vista Social Club mania

I don’t trust most journalists about disabilities because a vast majority of them still don’t use alt text and it’s not for a lack of awareness

The whole Apex predator thing is really undercut when your cat can’t find the treat next to the one it ate

Overnight cold brew coffee is dangerously smooth

If you told me that this was a production design image for a Catherine O'Hara character in a Christopher Guest film I would believe you

I wrote about the feeble attempt by prominent tech punditry mainstays like John Gruber and Casey Newton to rationalize their continued use of Elon Musk's propaganda website.

Lorne Michaels should've retired long ago

I still can’t believe that Ronald Reagan said “trickle down economics” and an entire generation thought, great fucking idea 👍👍

It’s wild how advanced some technologies are and when it comes to a bag of flour or sugar, they’re like, this easy to rip and difficult to pour paper sack is all we can do

if only my hairline could advance like the frost line in my freezer

Would really love to know why with all the reboots Disney has left Gargoyles on the shelf

they're literally making an overlord

The year is 2027 and Christian Alicea and Ovy on the Drums have a hit song with lyrics that only consist of them saying their names

If Tilly Norwood is a person then Microsoft Teams is the worst motherfucker I’ve ever met

Neutrality should be called The Wanker’s Gambit

It’s super weird how you can have fun with soccer and volleyballs by just passing and juggling but doing that with a basketball and no hoop gets old fast

What I would give for Kewpie Mayo to be the kit sponsor for a football club

utterly devastated to find out the price of a Shawn Kemp rookie card

I am excited to have a container to drain the washing machine years old

Somewhere out there’s definitely a dad with a toilet paper burn rate spreadsheet

Please go on a podcast with Fortune Feimster

Feels like we’re due for another cover of Suspicious Minds

if Bond girls had to have modern names would it be something like Twerk Bottomsley

Paul Downs in Hacks is a live action Kermit while everyone Muppets around him

Five former chairs of a watchdog committee say the Species at Risk Act will become “meaningless” and “merely paper protection” if the government follows through on proposed changes to the act. thetyee.ca/News/2026/08...

The Lakers are going to tank all of their social goodwill

Arteta and Vini Jr would've been peak football odd couple

Truly amazing that “Swarovski crystal X-Men Cyclops figurine” isn’t a joke

Who tone polices the tone police?

What Can’t I Press? now includes Orca keyboard shortcuts. #a11y github.com/ericwbailey/...

Coates is just incredibly on point in this. No one in his cohort of big ticket intellectuals has met the moment anywhere near as well as he has. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZrX...

It will always be funny to me that Feige has made all of the same mistakes of comic book events by having it go from the joy of character interactions to miserable cash grabs

I’ve spent a significant time today thinking about how Jimothy works with the tune of Ebony and Ivory