Jay Rockatansky

I don’t know shit about shit, but I do know this: Life can be funny as hell sometimes

consider for a moment the world where Brian Kelly is stuck on this network forever, angling for job after job but getting none, an angry copycat of Houston Nutt

Happy birthday kid. My gift to you: Your mom wanted to be a doctor, but she got pregnant with you instead. She spent her prime years wiping your ass. I bet she cries about that when you're not around. Here's five bucks. I'm gonna go blow up your guest bathroom. Not lighting a candle, either.

If you get bullied out of Salt Lake City by Utah fans, maybe being the face of a college football show just isn’t for you

If I wasn’t on vacay this weekend I would park my ass in my recliner and savor this shit

for the first 23 years of dan's life he believed his name was either "dan" or "lovsky"

RIP

As usual, the NYPD opposes any impediment to police shooting.

That’s where the k-cup goes

incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

Probably no connection to the fact ESPN has spent his entire tenure responding to any criticism with “well actually maybe YOU are the stupidest bitch!!”

imagine getting quesadillas fresh off the flat top on halloween imagine that night of nights

Lol Kawhi’s already out

No one hates regular Americans more than Trump and Vance

There was a brand new allegation that the president raped a woman in the 1990s yesterday and it appears to not be on the NYT homepage at all right now

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic... This is why they’re mad. 🏀

Hearing Atlantans or folks who live in Atlanta talk about the Hawks is always funny. The “benign indifference” is so palpable.

It's going bad when the strategy is to blame the voters in advance. The crowd behind him is hilarious.

“My Catholic Latina opponent wants to impose Sharia Law” is a hilariously desperate closing message. thehill.com/homenews/617...

No you see AI won’t replace jobs it will simply make the jobs easier

Had those requests been made weeks ago, or even a week ago, we might be in a different spot.

Yes well it does require things like “empathy” and possessing a basic understanding that all of our lives are interconnected

The people in charge of the WNBA don’t actually like/want to see the WNBA be successful.

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social idk if you’d tried these, but they’re solid. Taste like Girl Scout Tagalongs/PB Patties

charles barkley can you make fun of this enough on television that the league pulls the plug on it? i believe in you charles barkley.

boy it sure seems like the main threat to democracy everywhere across the globe is right wing media and certain social media companies

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Yooooo wut

Clayface was great

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as as self-centered, lazy jerkoff I know my ilk when I see it

Seeing a movie at my local Regal at 7:30pm CT. Got here at 7:25pm. Welp, movie was moved to 8:10pm and did Regal update me at all? Fuck nah. Dick move, Regal.

don't vote for me or my son ever again

This is how we get Colossus back in the spotlight

Saints run game on early downs: 15 carries for 12 yards. 0.8 YPC. Longest run was 3 yards. As Kurt Warner referenced during the broadcast, just wasted plays every time they ran it.