Jedha City Dive

IT HAS THRESHOLD LMAO

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

If there’s enough Gundam content for a Gundam TCG, there’s enough TMNT content for a TMNT TCG. That’s all I’m saying. (People kept saying there wasn’t enough content for a Magic set)

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@cwgabriel.bsky.social your recent comics about IP - I think you solved this in 2009’s A Premonition. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1...

Spooky Alters Month Day 13: Hand painted Reanimate after a poster for the cult classic 'Re-Animator'. If you watch one spooky movie this month, watch this one.

40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/

Post Harry Potter art, I'm blocking you without hesitation. I don't care what the excuse is, don't support monsters.

They only leave when it directly affects them. The pedophilia, rape, racism and fascism are perks for them.

The fuck do you mean there's a four episode Manos: the Hands of Fate sequel series on Amazon???!!!

New bro code: "Protect women. Respect women. Believe women." The code is accountability, human decency, human kindness, respect. It has to be.

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

The new M83 record is really pretty.

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Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢

#DogDayTuesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wandering around some cave while a king’s ghost offers exposition about the realm’s ongoing civil war.” — Rudy Kelleher, local gamer

Trans people are not the cause of any of your problems, and only assheads want you to believe they are.

Why I Celebrate #StarTrek The Community. Being a nerd in the 80s & 90s was rough, the internet was in its infancy; it was difficult to make friends. liking nerdy things literally got me beat up. Im so glad to have found my Trekkie community & I get to draw & share in this fandom that I love. 💚🖖🏻🤟🏻

Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...

30 years is a long time to keep buying the same lies. Maybe this will be the year that they finally wake the fuck up. 🤞

Life is short, play more games!

“I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrical proportions, so why didn’t I?” — The Lord God

Jesus Christ

Happy 62nd birthday, actor and muscian Keanu Reeves. 🎂 #FilmSky

On Page 1, taking the entire page in this book called "How to not die like a peasant during the Dark Ages" Weird, there is no other pages in this book.

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

👸🏼 Charlotte B. torched Santa Clarita's city council and used them as a hood ornament for her 1957 Cadillac Eldorado #Flock #GiveHerAShow via @jesscraven101.bsky.social

Absolute truth.....

Ok so, the D major chord Dolly’s playing in is notoriously difficult. And this young lady makes it look easy—in full acrylic nails. This is 1979. #Dolly #DollyParton 🖤✨🙏🏽

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online https://theonion.com/lawyers-say-andrew-tate-rented-brother-to-appear-loved-online/

Tonight’s pocketbook sketch. Thanks for being one of the voices of my childhood, Peter.

Today's Muppet GIF of the Day is dedicated to the memory of Tim Curry, whose illustrious acting career included playing Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Church Organ https://theonion.com/church-organ/

We will always love you, Dolly Parton.