Jeff Abraham

This is so much cooler than anything that happened on my grad cruise (Tommy throwing up violently).

I love the flying skate, but there's a certain "that's Vancouver hockey" to the fact that the skate is going downhill.

World's worst dad weighs in.

Every day I become more unemployed.

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With any other actor this would clearly just be a metaphor, but Nicolas Cage is built different.

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Taking off my "The Official Provincial Bird is a Mosquito" shirt, putting on my "3rd Best Tim Hortons in Canada" shirt.

the rest of canada will never dare laugh at us again

America will fire anyone to avoid the metric system.

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone etc. etc.

I have friends who are dead set against an income tax and they make arguments like "its going to come m down from a millionaires' tax to impact you as well" and like, fucking hell yes? I should be taxed. If I'm lucky enough to have my hard work pay off in the form of a *high* income, get my ass.

I made a UX for browsing book recommendations and it's really freaking gorgeous and I love it so much and I really want other people to see it :-) Here are links to start from a couple of books: Murderbot: linkabook.com?seeds=003339... Thursday Murder Club: linkabook.com?seeds=002282...

Anecdotally, I'm the extremely online one in my marriage (because I have a truly healthy relationship with the internet and unemployment) and my wife was aware and angry about Cornell before I was. This is a cleansing wildfire.

This is slightly out of my normal lane, and I could charge six (hell maybe seven) figure to deliver this message as a consultant, but I’m gonna do it for free. Because I’m ✨enraged✨ People in the think tank/policy/inside the beltway DC world have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE how mad people are abt Cornell. 🧵

This squirrel is the mascot of all those men who thought they could win a point off Serena Williams.

I'm in no way endorsing sports gambling, but could a person hypothetically bet on the number of coaches fired after losing to the Canucks? This is my Stanley Cup.

BRB, need to set up a news alert for "Oilers goaltender Bowman fired"

Damn. Against kids, but damn.

Exactly.

Petey-bombs, no Kane, no Foote. This season has everything.

Salesman slaps the roof of the van, "This baby can hold so much misery!"

What a call by Manny Malhotra to put Sasson and Cotter on the ice in overtime. Cotter was dogged on the forecheck, Sasson made a fantastic backhand pass, and Cotter finished it off with aplomb. #Canucks

On pace for 168, but he probably regresses to just 92 or 93.

If you are in line to score on Tristan Jarry STAY IN LINE.

I ordered 82 sheep brains, so this one isn't mine.

This is an incredible set of visualizations. Love it.

So, the price to drive on a pedestrian bridge is $600. How about we increase that by a couple orders of magnitude, and just take the cars and licenses away?

@hockeyfannibal.bsky.social we're getting the (AHL) band back together.

That's a trap. Those are unsolicited dick pics with a fancy name.

Have you tried EnumClaude, the latest AI assistant from Misanthropic? EnumClaude, the assistant that no longer makes you ineligible to join the FBI.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single union in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a nation willing to put a man with giant, goofy ears on their money. And the UK turned you down."

And, in return, everyone is attracted to Gillian Anderson.

Your Gondwana smash that like and subscribe button to find out more about this extremely eligible supercontinent.

Buying this and making an authentic shepherd's pie to boldly go where no lamb has gone before.

Apparently it snowed Saturday up here. Hiking with the family on Sunday was gorgeous.

This is in a couple hours - 3-7 pm in #Steveston @naomidevine.bsky.social & co.

I hope Chris Pine finds time to do this movie and that he uses his own at the farmers' market wardrobe. Nobody comments on it, he's just showing up in a rainbow coat and slippers.