Jeff Moen

Jeff Moen

@jeffmoen.bsky.social

dog guy, Mariners and Seahawks fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)

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Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Trade: The Colts are sending eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks, per Adam Schefter and me. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. A Colts legend goes to the champs.

I guess if you're Instacart it's hard keeping up with the DoorDashians

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social

BREAKING: DoorDash is in advanced talks to acquire its delivery rival Instacart, per WSJ. The mega-merger could be finalized as soon as this week, and it would value Instacart at around $17 billion.

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incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

My phone is charging on the mantel so I can't take a picture right now but it's that time again

Jeff Moen@jeffmoen.bsky.social

It's time once again for everyone's favorite nightly game show: does Toby need to go outside again or is he just letting me know that I'm in his seat?

Pro sports leagues being dumb instead of putting compelling games in primetime, you say?

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social

On Sunday afternoon, it's 5-2 Browns at 5-2 Steelers, 4-3 Ravens at 5-1 Bills, 6-0 Vikings at 4-2 Lions, and 5-1 Chiefs at 5-2 Broncos. On Sunday night, it's 2-5 Eagles at 1-4-1 Commanders.

Yes I know the NFL has a rule that they have to flex a game at least 12 days in advance, it's their own rule, they could change it if they wanted to. The idea that moving a game three hours is some massive undertaking is absurd

I just realized I have no idea who is playing quarterback for the Eagles tonight and I don't want to look it up, I want to be surprised

I'm 41 years old and I just momentarily confused Colt McCoy with Josh McCown, so

Ethan@ethanhamm.bsky.social

No football player resonates more with the youth than Colt McCoy

Also I didn't think of this before but it makes sense that Adam Sandler would be confused about where people play basketball having just come from a wedding in Madison Square Garden

I forgot I had a proposal due at noon today but then I looked at the invitation to bid and it actually says 12 PM *PST* which of course would be 1 PM PDT, now I feel like Phileas Fogg when he realized he'd gained an extra day by traveling east

Terrible optics that could have been easily avoided with the slightest amount of foresight by the leagues. On the plus side I am happy for all the WNBA fans who now get an excuse to blow off work/school to watch the game

Alexa Philippou@alexaphilippou.bsky.social

BREAKING: Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be held Thursday at 12:30pm ET at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena, sources told ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne. It will be a double-header with the Atlanta Hawks’ game, which will be moved to 8pm.

Love to be searching for the specs for a light fixture and discover that it apparently has the same model number as a type of assault rifle