Jeremy Hellwig

It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke

New Zach Bryan album is only 8 songs. Did the man finally learn to edit or is this his idea of an EP?

I drove behind Ja'Marr Chase's Hyundai Sonata today in Cincinnati. I was star struck.

I wonder if the Saints fans that dress up as the pope are mad the actual pope is a Bears fan.

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

First thought, probably forgot a bunch of great stuff.

If you live in St Louis and are looking for something to do this weekend, I have a very fun afternoon standup comedy show tomorrow at 2pm at Perennial Brewery in South City. There's a great lineup and you will be done by 4. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mat...

just learned this today

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

City SC played bad in the end of that game, but it's insane to me that the broadcast can repeatedly show footage of an obvious handball, and it isn't even considered that they might check that on VAR.

First we lost the Diddy Pardon, now Dolly Parton. What's next, Dopey Popey? 🤔

i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...

Turns out all the dumbest people I know think COVID was a hoax and more people died from the vaccine than the virus.

Grandpas were a salesman and the proprietor of a TV repair shop. Grandmas were a switchboard operator and a post office employee.

Everyone in STL is getting bombarded with ads that say Cori Bush is bad for jobs in St Louis. Actually look into what they're referencing, and it's because she opposes sending arms to Israel. Some of those bombs are made locally by Boeing. A vote for Wesley Bell is a vote for genocide.

getting mad at the film adaptation of journey to the west because it's not historically accurate. sun wokeong

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying.

The craziest hours I've ever seen for a restaurant.

My middle school bully died years later from getting drunk and being bit by a snake and my first thought when I heard was "hell yeah, that's hilarious." He didn't do anything nearly as horrible as Lindsey Graham.

congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends

I've seen my Bosnian neighbor's grandson wear both a Bosnia Herzegovina jersey and a USMNT jersey. I wonder who he'll be rooting for in the next round?

Listening to this week's Jackie & Laurie Show, @jackiekashian.bsky.social just said something about her dad that literally made me double over with laughter, then immediately sighed and said "so maybe there's something funny there people will want to hear."

Just saw this and I'm so mad. I literally just introduced this show to another friend over the weekend. It was the funniest show to come out this year and I'll be surprised if anything comes close anytime soon.

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Not only was Steyer's answer on this really good, it's appalling how BAD Becerra's answer is. He immediately rolls over then tries insulting the reporter's intelligence.

Walked to the little Mexican grocery store in our neighborhood to get supplies for tonight's dinner because living in the city is the best.

If you're stuck trying to fix a scene or make a plot point work better, just try to think of the stupidest thing that can happen in that moment. It won't necessarily be the answer, but it'll get you to the answer that is always stupider than what you originally had. This is probably comedy specific.

as several people have pointed out, citing the fake "62 million" number rather than the true "1000 people" number actually lessens the possibility that anyone will face consequences for raping their spouse. It's actually possible to hold 1000 people accountable for that

I gasped. This book is going to be so good.

I can already tell I'm going to listen to this new Robyn album 1,000 times this year.

This made my day.

Very fun hearing @whatsallthispod.bsky.social pick my entry for British Thought of the Week. I don't know why, but I just knew @libbycwatson.com would love diving into the Weights and Measures Acts.

Jackie is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I have loved all of her previous specials/ albums. I'm very excited to listen to this on a future roadtrip (my preferred non-live way to experience standup), but everyone else should watch this immediately.

This is from a live show in 2019. I can't remember why my character was worried about getting sent to Pervert Jail, but this was the slide that accompanied that moment.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright