John Heisel

I rated You Can See Everything (2026) 10/10 #IMDb

I rated Dream Scenario (2023) 7/10 #IMDb

Sure, Katie Zacharia never passed the bar. But Pete Hegseth has never passed one either.

I rated Jackass Forever (2022) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated Space Buddies (2009) 4/10 #IMDb

I rated Wolfs (2024) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025) 8/10 #IMDb

Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.)

Holy shit. Just saw a commercial for Tony Chachere’s, which is weird enough, but now I realize after 30+ years of consuming it, I have been mispronouncing it. Apologies Mister Sachery!

I rated They Will Kill You (2026) 6/10 #IMDb

I rated Send Help (2026) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated 17 Again (2009) 6/10 #IMDb

I rated Good Fortune (2025) 6/10 #IMDb

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

I rated Little Brother (2026) 5/10 #IMDb

I rated Save Yourselves! (2020) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated Honor Society (2022) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated The Odyssey (2026) 9/10 #IMDb

There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’

I rated Love Hurts (2025) 4/10 #IMDb

I rated X (2022) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated Normal (2025) 7/10 #IMDb

I rated Short Circuit (1986) 7/10 #IMDb

How is he doing two different forms of crazy eyes at once. It's like he's trying to do Gary Busey and Forest Whitaker at the same time and has gotten pretty successful at it.

So my teenage daughters are singing @wolfparade.bsky.social at midnight. Apparently it’s a TikTok trend. I think I got coolness points for recognizing it? And mentioning that we hung out back stage at Bowery ballroom in 2016. But sadly my iPhone videos don’t include “I’ll believe in anything.”

I rated Eephus (2024) 8/10 #IMDb

I rated Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025) 7/10 #IMDb

Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame

I rated You Hurt My Feelings (2023) 8/10 #IMDb

this is the way

“We serve what I call customizable crepes, where you start with just your basic crepe and then chose from over 60 different filling options,” the first-time entrepreneur said

The Sonny Rollins Bridge Project seeks to rename NYC’s Williamsburg Bridge to commemorate Rollins’ musical sabbatical there from 1959-1961. SIGN OUR PETITION sonnyrollinsbridge.net/our-quest/

yeah i'll watch when i have some time | patreon.com/lubchansky

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Happy taco Tuesday!

Happy opening day to all who celebrate!

imagine if the only written record of your existence 100 years from now is that you lost this bet and you also had to pay for the eggs anyway, good on you tracy

bluesky: the sports app

Saw Hoppers today at a sneak preview and it was good but I was surprised that within the first five minutes there was a Bikini Kill song. More surprising than hearing Holiday in Cambodia in the latest SpongeBob movie.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

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Does anyone know how to get a response from the subscription department at @theonion.com ? Emails go unanswered. No phone number listed @bencollins.bsky.social @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social