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Most TV is just this now.

Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint

Off to work 😭

Genuinely truly gutted. an incredible person, a good person. a beautiful person. We have our favourites, but the inflections of joy when she sings the "apple" in apple jack. Just incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPAv...

How to look at the sun without hurting your eyes like a complete chump

I've spent 20 years dishing it out, thought I'd give myself a taste of my own medicine. Hear me bang on for an hour or so here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pws...

Yelling at the news "It's 5 million quid you cunt!!"

Albert Gleizes - Composition For Jazz

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

#maythefourthbewithyou #starwarsday

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Space argument football voiced by Mackenzie Crook and Paul Kaye from 2005 #smallprophets

Happy 75th Birthday lad

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets

#Planetoftheapes premiered on February 8, 1968, at the Capitol Theatre in New York City. Fuck's sake... @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

#fuckmondays

palette cleanser. xx

Wondering if that Starmer fellow might at this point get off his hind legs, and then, standing erect, tell this swine to apologize or otherwise go fuck himself. I'm asking on behalf of the British war dead. The U.K. lost soldiers at a per capita rate only slightly below that of the U.S.

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Two goldfish swim into a bar, and the barman says, why the long faeces?

One year since I posted this. One year since everybody treated it like a joke. One year of watching my back. Tell me: have you seen much of Harry Styles this past year? Tim Davie's gone a bit quiet too, hasn't he?

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 24

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Berry Bars

It’s Edvard Munch’s Home Alone

Art collectors: Bongo and other spooky pants signed prints are in the shop now theartofpants.com

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door four

The best thing about Christmas shopping is hitting my wife and kids on the head with tubes of wrapping paper.

It’s a happy snowman wishing you the politest of seasons greetings

There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder (Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)

heheheheh

🎵Trump came in like a wreeeeecking ballllllll...🎵

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…