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asker the gauche, glycojohn destroyer of carbs
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@johnbender.bsky.social
Formal verification researcher at Sandia National Labs. Much too excited about bikes. Bread is my loaf language.
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www.anthropic.com/research/for... I remain confused as to why “we will verify our contain(er/ment) software so out LLMs don’t do crimes but good luck with the other guys ” isn’t the punchline of this post, tacit admission of LLM crimes aside.
It’s a weird time to work in system verification/FM. Verifying an OS kernel is possible three months (arxiv.org/abs/2609.04043) and everyone wants to secure systems from the infinite red-team robots but very few people are aware of both or even know what correctness means for a given domain. 🫠
I have a new blog post! This is a response to the current formal methods hype and explains what TLA+ is good for and what it's not designed to check. buttondown.com/hillelwayne/...
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🎧New Still Counting!🎧 A dive into whether the really good polling for Democrats is actually believable. And I pester Nate Silver & @galendruke.bsky.social to give us a sense of what's actually happened to polling in the last 5 years. youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2L... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
With no consequences for these incidents I worry it sets a precedent that we won’t hold people accountable for bad machine decisions taken under their supervision. Is this because we think of it like a person making a mistake instead of a manager making a choice? www.axios.com/2026/09/19/g...
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Verified containment software is probably too expensive and time consuming. Meanwhile: techcrunch.com/2026/09/14/o... (And also it now takes two months to verify an OS kernel from scratch) 🤷
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Not one cent to Starbucks until workers get a contract! Pass it on!
America’s unions stand with @sbworkersunited.org baristas in boycotting stand-alone corporate Starbucks stores. Join us – take the pledge and let’s show Starbucks that working people stand with baristas until they win a fair contract. No Contract? No coffee! https://www.boycottstarbucks.net/
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Deploying apps on the web has always been a major turn off for me - it feels like being gifted a litter of puppies. Assorted pain reduction services exist with tamagotchi rental economics. And then I discovered miren.dev. I have absolutely no association with them. I am just genuinely in awe.
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Even just chatting with @mitchellh.com about Miren and tech reminded me how fun it was when we worked together! And we got his next.js powered blog deployed! miren.md/guides/javas... Full video: youtu.be/04lpAzu0Fqk
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The US built the greatest talent magnet ever, attracting the smart, skilled, and striving. They’d come to study, then stay and build things here, or leave with positive impressions and fruitful connections. Helped make the US wealthy and powerful. Then America chose to throw it away. And for what?
Congrats we just made it impossible to come here for a PhD www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/16/m...
Imagine being so annoyed with the academic institution and its pesky desire to pursue and engage with objective reality (makes lying harder you see) that you’re willing to throw away billions and billions of dollars in advancements in science and technology.
Exclusive: The National Science Foundation is trimming this year’s budgets for hundreds of its traditional basic science programs by roughly 20% to 30%, even though its overall budget is down just 3%. https://scim.ag/4xY2KCm
Yet again I implore people who work on programming language design and implementation to take the time to study the history of language design and the failures therein. The words “memory model” appear exactly once referring to a test suite 🫠 github.com/oven-sh/WebK...
Clearly there is an acknowledgment of a memory model (they reference SC for certain operations) but the story of memory models is a painful process of iterating to a peace between implementers and users which has resulted in bad outcomes. As evidence see the absurdity of any mainstream memory model.
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This is it, folks: come join the Megamanathon 2 steam at 12:00pm EDT _tomorrow_ to ridicule me for my shameful reliance on Item-2 to get past the blocks in Heat Man’s level, and to help support @translifeline.org.
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This Saturday at 12:00pm Eastern, join the fight for everlasting peace. I’m playing through ONE-HIT KO Mega Man 2, and donating $10 to @translifeline.org for every time I get so much as grazed by a hitbox — going up $1 for every $100 you all donate (up to $20 per). tiltify.com/@wilto/megam...
A key conceit here by the original author is that the believe their money is worth more than just the services they traded it for. They want double credit for spending their money like they’re operating a charity and not participating in a transaction for the value those workers provide.
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new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
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Posting on behalf of Apart Research: Call for mentors: SPS Fellowship (June-Oct 2026). Already in: • Erik Meijer, Leibniz Labs (creator of LINQ + Rx) • me! Senior formal methods + AI safety researchers, apply by Tue May 5 AoE: linktr.ee/apartresearch