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Mick Jagger Assures Concerned Fans He’s Still Super Horny at 83 thehardtimes.net/music/rock/m...

When traveling this Labor Day, please remember that Donald Trump raped children.

Happy Birthday Jerry! Hope you like crinkle cut fries! #JerryGarcia #GratefulDead

If I Had a Time Machine I Would Go Back to WWII, Find Hitler, and Perform “Ice Ice Baby” – guest post by Vanilla Ice thehardtimes.net/blog/if-i-ha...

Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad https://theonion.com/barack-obama-pretends-to-be-canadian-while-traveling-abroad/

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/

#InfoWars

If the Reflecting Pool water gets any nastier, RFK Jr. will start bottling it and forcing it to be served to children with all school lunches.

Best live stream on YouTube ever! #8647

Something about sitting down to make an AI image of Trump surrounded by muscled up men cheerleading, idk, seems kinda gay.

Who wore it better?

In Ohio, regular gas averaged $4.83 a gallon Friday, up from $3.91 a week earlier and $2.81 before the Iran war. Voting has consequences for

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Apparently Senile Satan is wearing bulletproof diapers now.

That nuance when an artist owns a song so hard You almost can't believe they didn't write it themselves ...like Bonnie Raitt delivered "I Can't Make You Love Me" at the 34th Annual Grammy Awards February 25, 1992. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEDy...

“Shit, shit, shit—there’s no way I can go outside looking like this,” said a hungover Nate Hanlon

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

All praises to Allah! #trumpislord

Happy easter. #easter

Today's the day.

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Some local graffiti.

ICE Agent Unsure How to Conduct Pat-Down Without Leaving Bruises thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/

Cop Who Shot Unarmed Black Man Let Off With A Promotion https://theonion.com/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-man-let-off-with-a-promotion-1828002782/

God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually

Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ Dinner thehardtimes.net/culture/jeff...

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear

Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player https://theonion.com/streaker-running-across-field-at-super-bowl-just-concussed-player/

Olympics Postponed After Torchbearer Gets Held Up At Deli Counter

Maybe the invasion of Minnesota and the murder of Americans by their government was meant to distract us from the fact that the president is all over the Epstein files and has been accused of raping children.

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Rest in peace, Bobby. #bobweir #gratefuldead

“We’re supposed to believe President Weekly Dementia Test is suddenly capable of managing an occupied country, hostile terrain, armed resistance, oil infrastructure, global backlash, and domestic fallout without immediately fucking it up.“

This one gives me goosebumps.

Sorry that it's from Corey Booger.

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#trump

#trump

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Maybe the best Christmas album of all time! What do you think @bourgwick.bsky.social? #davidgrisman

BREAKING: Senile Satan pardons two “turkeys” that suspiciously look like Sean Combs and Ghislaine Maxwell.