Johnny Cleancheeks

The San Antonio Spurs will not be going 82-0 this year 😔

#AustinFC MLS conejo

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

Come take a load off at Refractory Acres

Soccer players are simply addicted to launching the ball like 20 ft over the crossbar

Long Diarrhea

At the beginning of the pandemic you’d see posts where people would be like “whelp I finally got covid!” but you don’t see people posting about “I have The Diarrhea!” People need to be posting when they get The Diarrhea

The only time you hear about England anymore it’s because they have some new demonic prime minister or they’ve invented some awful new sandwich that’s completely made of starch. So I guess good for them or whatever

My cousin rode on The Euthanasia Rollercoaster and lived

A lot of yall would probably do just about anything for one of these. Makes me sick

CEO of Capital Factory died in a fiery private jet crash

The fact that Knicks fans won the championship and many of them (along with OKC fans) are still complaining about Wemby and making weird little fan fiction scenarios about him tells me that he 100% is in their heads

Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi

All of the rich celebrity shit around the Knicks ads such an insultingly irritating layer to what happened to the Spurs last night

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Wtf?

When I was little and would see the 60 Minutes intro it made me think that the show had that ticking stopwatch going the entire length of the show

And yet the reaction from Knicks fans and plenty of Spurs fans is that this series is over

THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS

I never want to see Alex Caruso’s disgusting visage ever again. Naked mole rat looking mfer

The San Antonio Spurs

I’ll always remember when Will Stancil was muddying the waters on the claim that Israel would bomb a hospital in Gaza. Fuck that guy forever

I never want to hear that Wemby “is just tall” ever again

John Totleben and Stephen Bissette, from “The Garden of Earthly Delights” Swamp Thing #53, 1982

There really is a victory in the fact that even though this Thunder team wins a lot, everyone absolutely despises them

The Oklahoma City Thunder are bad people

some day soon, god willing, we will finally be free of "subway takes"

Should’ve been ejected. Didn’t even get whistled for a common foul here

This team is so odious. They are bad people and the Spurs must be victorious in this series for the good of humanity

really good fight from the spurs in this one, I still feel good about the matchup but if Fox and Harper both miss much more time we’re toast

Spurs have burned both of their challenges to make sure the refs didn’t stick him with two more fouls. Meanwhile Hartenstein is pulling Wemby’s arms on every possession.

IT WAS WEMBY'S NIGHT. 41 PTS. 24 REB. 49 MIN. SAS W.

I’m so glad I never have to refer to a basketball game as “The Alex Caruso Game”

Wait I always thought it was called the Mandala Effect??

First, do no harm Second, try not to cum playing this game

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

it drives me crazy whenever nba fans try to say that there aren’t any nba players. what, you think the ball’s dribbling itself? watch the games

Alex Caruso looks like a pinky toe

We need to talk about Dylan Harper