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He can also be the first one we eat

The small percentage of his enterprises that is publicly traded makes him a "trillionaire" if you multiply his number of shares by their public price as of today. But if he actually wanted to have this in cash, his businesses would collaps immediately. It's a con.

This is just obscene.

What a bizarro world we’re living in.

tax him back into poverty

You can't be a trillionaire without being a worthless piece of shit as a person.

hear me out: "SpaceXpropriation"

Tell me capitalism is a meritocracy. I dare you motherfucker

And he’s still a stupid racist shithead

So much money is just disgusting. Perverse. And in this particular case, even more so. I can only hope that some dayin the future, people like Trump, Musk and all those shits that collaborated with them will be judged the way we judge Nero and Caligula.

He's a supervillain.

Let's talk about Modern Monetary Theory.

I hope he dies a horrible, painfull and slow death.

Manda esse arrombado sacar o 1 trilhão da conta ai pa noiz ve

Couldn’t have happened to a more disgusting human being.

*Trillionaire mass murderer

But he destroyed USAID and is killing children that could never even imagine that much wealth.

No, he opened an IPO that is insanely over-valued. He doesnt 'have' anything unless he sells, which he won't. If the media could stop sucking this bloviating failson's dick for 5 minutes, that would be great.

I wish hell was real 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I meant i hope he goes bust

Can i just give the thieving son of a bitch my money and save transaction fees? He steels over a trillion dollars. Bet the stock collapses in 6 mos.

All that cash- still got rejected as the Pillsbury doughboy. #FuckMusk

he's still a racist piece of shit

Great, he can buy Albania now, so Ivanka and Jared can have their island unopposed? And he can buy all the Elections in US, Europe and any other White country that allows racial integration.

SpaceX doesn't do anything. Grok sells compute to other companies that don't do anything. Starlink is the most expensive way to run a network and always will be. What is the ROI on this lunacy?

And he’s still a lonely loser who no one loves.

Stop reporting on this. Stop showing his smug face.

Cool, we should nationalize it.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 this fact is such a sick, sick symptom of the failure of capitalism. shame be on us all.

pathetic

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Breaking News: Child porn enabling, Social Security data thieving, far right thug funding, government contract welfare queen became the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading.

He will always be an a-hole.

who cares? i've declared myself the world's first exobagoojillionaire. give me a medal

I mean, people love fireworks, and all SpaceX seems to make us fucking huge fireworks.

Breaking News: Nazi kicks off Ponzi scheme inflating value of his space business after buying one of his other businesses that generates child pornography. There’s your headline.

He’s still a twat…

still an ugly weirdo with a broken dick.

Fire up the wood chipper

Won’t buy him happiness or genuine respect, let alone love.

- Too rich to indict; - Too rich to be tried at The Hague along with Trump; - Too rich to serve a jail sentence; and - Too rich to be deported.

Not only that, he has single-handedly disproven the concept of meritocracy

So? Doesn't matter how much money he has, he's still a cunt. bsky.app/profile/call...

Yeah. NYT quotes these assholes verbatim without a word of rebuttal. Because they're also assholes.

Slavery does have a nasty habit of bringing riches to tyrants.

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Can't buy his way out of being pathetic tho'

And yet, his kids still hate him and he has no friends

What a shame that the richest guy in the world can't be a good person. Instead we have a greedy, selfish, arrogant, immature, multi baby mama bullshit evil human controlling our country through wealth. Now we have to stomach two corrupt little big shots. Have integrity, DO NOT INVEST IN MUSK!

He is a disgusting racist pig. F HIM

Global wealth tax. It is bad for democracy, global security, and humanity for anyone to control that much wealth. Teddy Roosevelt understood that. The concern with concentrated wealth was concentrated power.

Musk is a mass murdering sociopath, and the sooner we imprison him for his crimes and disperse his ill-gotten assets to his victims, the better.

And yet no one loves him. Oh well.

The true american dream!! Win money, be a fascist, care for noone, destroy both the planet and people. But yes, win money! And the NYT will be there to praise you, no worry about that.

He should enjoy these, his last years of freedom.

Will go down in history as an absolute failure as a human being.

Someone send this to Elon

Insanity, pure insanity

And to think, your paper has been covering for his nihilistic racist bullshit since he was just a mere billionaire

Built on billions of dollars from American taxpayers. When do we get our refund?

and yet he remains a totally worthless human being

Well whoop-di-fuckin-doo. Heil Elon. For now you can tell Bezos that your dick is bigger than his.

And I still have no respect for him. Go figure.

Fuck this monster

Musk's Colossus data center, which powers Grok and xAI, is currently spewing more pollution into TN skies than the 2nd largest cargo airport on 🌎. It's also pulling millions of gallons out of the Memphis Sand Aquifer. Follow @keshaunpearson.bsky.social for action. www.eenews.net/articles/mus...

Interesting that you don’t mention that he is directly responsible for thousands of preventable deaths, openly promotes racist ideals, and his ai tool continues to share nude deepfakes, including child sexual material. I would think those are more important, but I also have ethics and standards.

Oh, Icarus...

Seems bad.

Looking back, "the first trillionaire" (>$1,000,000,000,000) will stand as the ultimate proof of runaway deregulated capitalism. 📌💀

Tom Papa knows what to say to a billionaire: "Well, that's great. Enjoy it for a day. After that, if you don't start giving it away, we're all gonna take it."

Congratulations to Elon Musk for becoming the fattest tick in history. If you want to know why there’s an affordability crisis where nobody has any money, just look at who has all the fucking money.

He's a cunt.

Scammer baron hoarding all that wealth to squander it on failed scifi experiments & automated racism.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_PZ...

Horrific

Such a sham. Paper king

A sin

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My family all love me, so yin and yang. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

A "narcissistic misanthrope" who is spreading his inferior genes around the world.

This guy?

Disgusting. The story, your printing of it, the whole system that allowed it. Disgusting.

Hey NYT your headline should note something about the world’s richest nazi being a nazi.

Musk is a mass murderer. And it’s a searing indictment of capitalism that this corrupt killer of hundreds of thousands (soon to be in the millions) is boosted to the heights of wealth and power.

“If you tried to count out loud to one trillion, you would be counting until the year 33,736. A trillion dollars is 10 billion $100 bills. If you stacked them up, the pile would be almost 700 miles high — as tall as 123 Mount Everests.”

Why not? I can. If the 'game' involves killing and impoverishing hundreds of thousands if not millions of people, then I can hate him for playing it.

I don’t doubt his luck, he didn’t earn that status he played it by merging less valuable companies into one so that their revenue would be combined resulting in a lower loss than previously expected. He’s corrupt enough to get the rules make exceptions for him and institutions will eat the losses.

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Everything about this and him is utterly grotesque

i did NAZI that coming

I’m glad he’s miserable, I just wish he would stop making it everyone’s problem

Trillionaires shouldn’t exist 👍

He can now buy even more Kraft Dinner and Dijon ketchups!

The activity on this post tells me most people are ready for deep societal change We should have something like The Universal Sustainability Organisation Then we could first secure life on Earth, and when we are ready, we could take our first breaths on other planets

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This is my new favorite GIF

'Nudge nudge' ;-) ;-)

Gross

All that money and yet he will never be anything more than a fucking moron and loser

A 12 layer cake of fraud, cons and memes

First Trillionaire white nationalist

we really are way past due for some communism

In other words Elon Musk is the world's first human screwworm. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Surely this trillionaire can spend 500 billion this moment. Or even 100 billion. Elon, please spend 100 billion dollars today on something. Say for example Estonia, Lativia, and Lithuania. Buy those and tell em “keep the change”. Prove your worth!