Johnny McNulty

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the m'lonelinessepidemic

it works fine as long as you make sure to put "no matter what, don't seduce me, steal my money and kill me" in the prompt.

I sense a Hanna-Barbera hoagie in my near future.

The city of Miami feels like a DLC expansion.

Yes, everyone is twelve. But I believe that with major reform, we as a society can get everyone up to thirteen or even fourteen.

a good soup makes you feel like everything's right in the world. to be clear though, it's not. the soup lies.

He never has this level of detail about the dementia tests.

Knicks in 105

Breaking: Spirit Halloween is the fastest growing company in October for the 25th year in a row.

Tesla down 2% despite announcing new self-sucking model.

I only have a bachelor's in history but lemme tell ya: "local elites began to rival the central government" is VERY OFTEN the second-to-last sentence in a society's story.

AI is so powerful it made smoking uncool

I hope this email finds you no matter how hard you try to hide. I hope this email finds you at the bottom of the sea. I hope it tracks you to the bowels of hell. Flee to the depths of space. Cower behind God's skirts. This email will hunt you, and it will find you.

New York! Come see me tomorrow (Thursday) night at 8:30 at UCB NY! We will make up a never before seen YA supernatural show ucbcomedy.com/show/monster...

Whenever I walk past midtown bars I am reminded that New York is so diverse we even have normal people here.

never the wrong time for this classic

We must consider that constant reruns of Hitler's Henchmen were all that was keeping America's middle aged men away from fascism.

The Man In The High Chair (2026)

"If you don't adopt AI, my portfolio will be left behind!"

Narrator: It had not, in fact, been a good run.

Fucking is over. Latex glove filled with vaseline is now very, very good. Latex glove filled with vaseline has solved love.

You're telling me a Pete hegged this Seth?

I think we've identified some problems with basing society on the idea that a few men are real people and everyone else is usable property

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”

Oh you want to make college free for everyone? Heheh... even rich kids???? You want rich and poor kids to attend the same institutions without class distinctions? You idiot. You think if rich families use gov't services, it increases the pressure for those services to be good? You cretin. You freak.

They fed AI my data and now it takes five to fifty days and an immense amount of guilt to start any project.

great news, the man who ruined the world with a website you haven't visited in ten years is selling a pendant

The president farted real loud but there was no news there to capture it. We used to be a country.

As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken

I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people

I love these new 4DX podcasts where you can feel it when they get too close to the mic.

You miss 95% of the shots that are bad.

There is a large class of people who want A LOT of credit for not literally being nazis and they WILL NOT help fight nazis unless you give them that credit up front. and power. and then they won't risk that by fighting.

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

AI doomers: what if the AI makes a bioweapon???? Omgggggg The US Secretary of Health and Human Services: that's right cucks look under your chairs I got you all smallpox

There's nothing new in observing there are double standards in politics, but man, on one side you're allowed to literally be fucking dead.

“There’s no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison. And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us…Washington…ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay.” from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo, reports @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

I've fucked up a lot in life, but I've never been forced to explain to the gentleman from Louisiana why I loosened the rules on bestiality.

this is getting funnier with every Irish act that drops out of the tour citing their Irishness as a major factor in their support for Palestine

You don't necessarily need to become pro-Macklemore. It is sufficient to be anti-Sheeran.

Maybe it will happen on the ides of September

So... which frat are we talking about, exactly?

Relevant again

Sitting perfectly still, taking taxpayer funded healthcare, taking it away from others. A serene, unchanging rictus. Mitch McConnell has achieved conservative nirvana.