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i got a rule for you treat them how they fucking deserve

halloween parade

i want to feel your fingers in my hair

why is everyone mad at ethan klien, cheating on an idf soldier is the most he's ever done for the cause

what the fucking fuck

i got my flipper one coupon

something awful in the news* 💛🤎🩵🧡💜❤️🩷 *opening paragraph

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Forget LLMs, what we need are more MMLs

took a cube to see how it'll hit

WE ARE BACK BABY I appreciate you being reasonable, Travis, despite our fundamental disagreements on fair use. But we will meet again. youtu.be/zjPRAM0WDgw

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peter thiel scooped out duncan trussell's brain and ate it like iced cream

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳FUCK YOU WARNER CHAPPELL🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.

happy october youtu.be/Jr58Uf1srfo?...

i finally pushed one of my escs too burst into smoke abd ibcoukd not ve prouder

i miss the machine

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This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

i love this so much. #witch #paraglider

tomorrow....

Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people

stavros is dating drew barrymore

AND I got some @wyrdingstudios.com earrings too, because how could you resist these?

watching evil dead burn rn and finagling with tiny cars

i got fronds hangin off my faces

thriving with long covid

Barack Obama made ONE CALL and singlehandedly stopped the NBA Players’ playoff strike that was planned in support of the Black Lives Matter movement. Overlooking his work to defang multiple movements is insane.

trans rights or else

oh fuck im gonna haunt

thank you lesbian tractor witch

lmao at my sisters expression when i told her i would never ride in car driven by her husband

is there a piercing sky

that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.