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man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years

oh sorry i dropped the ball on that i’ve just been so busy lately with all the groupchats going on. yeah i’m just in a lot of groupchats. how many? i do not know, like 3 or 22 maybe, i am not counting. can’t expect me to count that sort of thing. but yeah anyway that’s been taking up most of my time

starting a new religion based on this

if someone looked at me the way elizabeth holmes looked at nathan fielder and told me they would not deceive me…i don’t think i would notice anything was off. i would be like “thanks for reassuring me. good talk :)”

taking a break from socials to focus on becoming even worse

sorry i haven’t been around a lot lately i am under a terrible curse from a witch

no one has ever tried to argue with me online. i don’t even see people arguing. i don’t understand where all this stuff is happening. have people tried being chill

My phone is like a witch’s familiar. I cast spells with it at the cost of my soul.

loitering outside the bar, trying to bum a cheezit

yeah the vibe coding is bad, but don’t forget the vibe product management and the vibe UI mockups. those things are also bad

too soon

every bit of anti-trans sentiment is bullying, cruelty, lies, and manipulation. time will see see it all torn down. society cannot exist without trans people, and if we cannot support them, we wouldn’t be worth saving

haha these group chats are so fun.. i am being added to many of these group chats because i am so chill and personable

i don't care if mondays shit, tuesdays shit and wednesday shit, thursday is a big ol shit, it's friday i'm in shit

so naturally “dad energy” and “uncle energy” are very similar, it’s just that, on average, “uncle energy” is gayer and more divorced. that’s just a statistical thing; it doesn’t necessarily apply to a given uncle or a given dad

ladies just so you know I literally never think about the roman empire. I basically don't think about anything.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Trying to write a polite letter to my neighbor about the noise but I’m too good a writer. “Sometimes it feels like I spend my entire life listening to you living yours.” Too much pathos.

according to the research, the ideal website would have no users whatsoever. users are bad and should be discouraged. it’s a tough pill to swallow, but this is simply what the data tells us

actually the fact that every piece of software now is an entire massive bloated web browser is great for my development environment (i am trying to get my computer to overheat so much it explodes and takes me with it)

We should remember part of humanity is also generating complete nonsense. I'd like to see AI wake up at 1am with a vision of a sitcom about Dracula who has two pomeranians, one liberal and one conservative, with a theme song that includes the lyric "it's a two cup teacup politics dust up."

had a dream that a raven had taken a liking to me and started following me around .. nobody who knows about omens or symbols tells me what that means

no, no, she was talking about the soft animal of someone else’s body i’m pretty sure. yeah so actually i do have to be good, and i do have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. like me specifically. she told me that

me: here is the feature i just made them: how did you do it so fast? did you use ai??? me: *did not use ai but also wants to keep my job* i used ai….. the normal amount

Here's the thing about Bluesky vs other platforms: *10 to 15 hours of static white noise as your brain converts into liquid because the computer is evil and always has been* Got it hot shot?!?

hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

remember: you don’t have to work harder at your job to show that you’re better than ai the smart play is to talk up ai as much as possible, do a buncha shit work that makes more work for other people, && spend more time playing minesweeper in the shitter rock and roll baby let’s go

AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.

Wrote something really short in preparation to hopefully start sharing more work. Please read Mouseflict. alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict

wow i can’t believe i was finally learning to see the beauty in small moments and to experience the present and the self without fear, right as society was collapsing in stupider ways than anyone had even considered previously. ahh well. next time, perhaps

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

✨✨daily affirmations✨✨ your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny. she likes your little jokes and stories. she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life. she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair. at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something

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