Ghost or Void

That South Park episode where Randy’s trying to take a record breaking dump so he eats nothing but PF Changs for a week and then when he finally poops it’s rising like 20’ out of the bowl like a telephone pole and he’s spinning around at the top lmao… funnier than any “point” they’ve ever made

Halloween week at preschool and tomorrow is witch day. Son just said bubble bubble toilet trouble. He's ready.

*Wang Chung's Dance Hall Days voice*

This is how you're finding out. I'm not kidding. It just hit the news.

The "no handlebars" dichotomy appears everywhere.

What if when you die you become a ghost but ghosts are affected by gravity and the center of the earth is a giant ball of compressed ghost?

Courtside.

Yoo lol

Bugging the crap out of my kid by periodically going "guess what!?" And then when he says what I just go "my name is mud" like the Primus guy

Considering how long we've both been around it's weird I haven't bumped into Dan Ackroyd

All the weird little places you've been are still out there in the dark

Kate Bush do you know the Greaseman

King Kong ghost goes through buildings and helicopters so the best he can do is freak people out a lot

There's a worse part but "here comes the story of the hurricane" is pretty bad too

Saw a couple celebs at the pumpkin regatta

Did a four hour course on unboxing and reboxing Kirby vacuum cleaners. Googled the company that night and gave them back my home demo the next day. They wouldn't let the others see me at all after they realized I was done. Shuffled me into a whole separate part of the office

Ringo John Paul Ringo cooldown George 0.75x speed

"some shit I don't take it Not even in a toilet" Strange brags from Lorenzo

Reminder that there is NO longsword class October 11th because of the Thanksgiving long weekend. We hope you have a safe and happy holiday, and we'll see y'all again on the 18th! #ohfshema #longsword #hema

Baron Von Trebuchet got his slightly damaged castle via jousting and, of course, trebuchets (Welcome, feudalism bot followers. Read swan boy)

My Instagram is just "my uncle taught me this!" now

Love a counter service restaurant where it's dark as fuck, the girl at the register is clearly some kind of sexy mantid, half the staff is drunk or zooted and the place is being held together by the 12 stepping bodybuilder running the line subjecting the place to his 1st gen iPod playlist

you should feel uncomfortable with frontier AI models not because the tools lack uses but because everyone who works in hyperscale AI wants to worship these machines and every algorithm that behaves unexpectedly is an enfant terrible they admire, love, and hope to have care for them in their dotage

One of the artists on inkmaster said she had been drawing "since i was 3"

When a day is both chaste and faire

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Good glonzo evolution: once the data centers get powerful enough they're gonna start checking our map data for speeding and then send out a trillion dollars in tickets by mail

It's a real Algonquin round and round and round table over here

Safety training example for when you should use your stop work authority

A few weekends ago I went to Miami and attended 9 open houses in extremely high-risk flood areas to see what agents are telling prospective buyers about them. Here is my journey

Trick to get the boys hyped up

But Doctor, I *am* 3 beers on an empty stomach

This vape tastes like the elevator in an old beach hotel

Foes of pipelines need to keep in mind: it's down the road not across the street

Abed my monkey hates this caviar

Much like a bank and a barbershop, if a community does not have access to a muffaletta option one should be provided by the post office.

Logan's Run x Smokey and the Bandit really just writes itself here

Can't fix the timeline unless we can go to the past and save the OMC guy

Mystery Science Theater Pete Townshend

Maybe I can afford a house in Kvatch