JonnyExists

JonnyExists

@jonnyexists.bsky.social

I have been known to breathe in (and occasionally out again), without thinking about spaceships.

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Just fucking make #Farage answer questions under oath, which you should have done months ago. He will perjure himself within minutes and we can have done with him.

I last watched Stargate Universe when it came out, and absolutely hated it. Rewatching it now, I'm actually really getting into it. There's a few characters who just plain shouldn't be here and some of it needs toning down, but there's some excellent concepts and character work here.

Oh christ, I am in the pub and a group of students next to me are talking about Doctor Who. One of them just said "obviously the Sarah Jane Adventures was the way into it for the older generation". Excuse me while I crumble into dust.

I forgot how much of the movie is just anthropology. We watch Jackson figure out the culture, customs, language & history for almost the entire movie before Ra and his baby bodyguards turn up. I always figured Ra's "true form" was retconned into an Unas. Why do we never see those beasties again?

God I didn't think FIFA would actually do a ceremony for this ridiculous shit 🤣 Can't wait for him to be given the McDonalds Peace Prize next week, and the Mickey Mouse Peace Prize after that. Surely even his brain can't be pudding enough not to realise this is fucking ridiculous?

Look, giving Palantir a squillion pounds to build a database that doesn't work but does steal all of our data is just sensible. Even though they'll lose to the obvious "bin the ID cards" campaign in 2029 and it disappears, we can all agree that it's a better use of money than trains and houses 🙄

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Replying to @petefrasermusic.bsky.social

It does feel a bit Labour: ID cards? Press: No Labour: ID cards? Press: No. No way Labour: ID cards but... we make them a bit racist? Press: ... Labour: It will harm Deliveroo bikers in particular? Press: You son of a bitch. I'm in!

"Instead of donating my time and money to local charities, I'm going to spend infinite money on flags that'll end up in the bin and every night this week climbing up traffic lights after eight cans. That'll definitely feed homeless veterans and get rid of the needles in the park." Fucking clowns.

Did the entire television industry lose the ability to put advert breaks in sensible places the very second the internet got involved? Trying to watch #Snowpiercer on #ITVX is absolutely maddening.

If Thames Water can't keep itself in credit operating a vital utility as a monopoly, its management are the least competent people on the face of the earth and should be barred from ever holding a decision-making position ever again. Empty their bank accounts before they get a penny of our money.