Josh Zancan

The Kirby Star Crossed Land DLC feels like when your favorite band puts out a deluxe edition of your favorite album but the bonus tracks are just half-mixed demo versions where the guitar sounds like it was recorded in the shower and you can hardly even hear the lyrics.

JD Vance 2025–[2025???]

“Clearly they can’t” in an episode where they go to a Dora the Explorer live show and indiscriminately arrest everyone.

Put an Onion logo on this and you wouldn’t need to change a word.

If you're not getting laid, it's not the left's problem or the right's problem. It's no one else's problem. It's something you're gonna need to work on yourself. Conflating your sex/romance struggles with the conditions of our democracy is very weird.

Every once in a while BlueSky will decide that I’m really into a certain topic and then just flood me with that one particular thing even though I have no association with it. For a while it was 75% wrestling posts, now it’s something I don’t even wanna type for fear of it enabling the system.

Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne…Hulk Hogan. The rule of 3 has concluded.

The Epstein files is the single issue - literally the only thing - that both parties of voters, regardless of where they are on the political spectrum, agree on both what needs to be done, and how to achieve that goal. And it’s really as simple as “tell us.” Let us know what you know.

Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did

My latest! Comedians Are (Stupid) People Too open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

I was sort of dreading Wizard and Glass because I knew it was essentially one big flashback, but damn it was good (albeit, like the entire Dark Tower series) in need of some good editing, although not nearly as much as since if the other ones.

But for real though, this is absolutely something that BNL would improvise during one of their shows.

Trump: there’s a ceasefire! Iran: news to us. Iran and Israel: pewpewpew Trump: what the fuck are they doing didn’t you hear me tell people I told you guys to stop. Vance: we used to have dumb presidents and now we have a smart guy.

I thought the quote here was a joke.

They need to make up their minds. You cannot simultaneously hold the belief that the left is guilty of perpetual wokescolding while also completely incapable of self-policing. The reality of the situation is that the Right would literally embrace Satan so long as he had an R by his name

Is the Left's problem "purity tests" or is it a lack of inward facing criticism? Are they allowed to kick people out for dangerous rhetoric or is that not "Big Tent" enough? Depends on the day and the argument.

The article quote says it’s good “if” we can police people on our own political side, but have they ever spent time with people on the left, even in online spaces?? Self-policing and inner-arguing happens so frequently lots of people want to do it *less* because it’s become a distraction.

It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

1) Agreed. 2) Sometimes a random post on social media will hit with this like Hunter S. Thompson level of effective writing and it really catches me off guard.

The federal government there to liberate a city from the state government. Truly insane stuff, and of course from the “states rights” party. Obscene.

Trump: “Water is dry.” WaPo: “Trump Makes Unlikely Claim About Water”

I’m watching Doctor Who again for the billionth time. I’m on season 8, and there’s something I was never quite clear on. Was Danny Pink in the military or something? Was he a soldier? They sort of imply that he is but they never make it explicitly clear. I hate when shows are super subtle like this.

I accidentally clicked on a profile belonging to a fighter in that one scripted sport that everyone keeps going on about and oh my god are those posts ever going to end why does Bluesky keep insisting on showing them to me do they have a fucking endorsement deal or something fuck its every 3rd post.

Listen I’m all for digging into the greater meanings of otherwise broad concepts, but I’ll never forgive Jordan Peterson for popularizing the trend of pretending you don’t understand something in order to appear smarter.

Next season of The Rehearsal has got to be a one-on-one competition between Nathan Fielder and RFK Jr. to decide the future of autism.

Cystic Fibrosis

This is right up there with “you know calling out racism is racist is actually the racist thing.” Except worse because this would be like saying calling out racism *causes* racism.

How do I stop all the wrestling posts wtf is going on with this place?

What’s with all the think pieces and Dems coming out all at once saying Biden is responsible for Trump’s win? We’re six months past the election, how about they focus on what’s happening now?

Jesus, how does this keep getting even bleaker?

Republicans were the ones talking about these things! Liberals on Twitter talk about this stuff a lot, but Democratic politicians mostly stick to the economy and “Trump bad.”

Tantrum might be strong but semantics aside, seriously wtf is going on here?