JoyousPanther

The mainstream media is actively covering up a story that the President has raped women with Jeffrey Epstein which has been documented by a House report.

Day 2. Completely gone. Hiding the story to protect Trump.

PUTIN: WE ARE EXPLORING POSSIBILITY OF COLLABORATING WITH PARTNERS FROM US

These likely voter screens are getting pretty funny.

One week

man, the shit Warren Beatty does to hold onto the rights to Dick Tracy

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

I know we’re all a little jaded here but a House committee released a report today detailing Trump raping women with Epstein and it’s just not a big story?

Politics are divided between two groups. The people who are mad at Biden for federal overreach in prosecuting January 6th and the people who are mad at Biden for not using federal overreach in prosecuting January 6th.

Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

If you ever wanted to be on tv, now is your chance. Trump and Vance draw so few people to their rallies that everyone who shows up get to sit behind them to pretend that there is a full crowd.

I'm actually using this game of three card monty to predict the election results.

“Confidence men” is right on the nose.

Donald Trump could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and it wouldn't make the front page of the NYT or WAPO.

Flock but only for people who don't pick up after their dogs.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

The Cheesecake Factory is very Obama-era coded. Send post.

One of my dogs has started going into the bathroom after anyone uses it to check in on it and it is very judgmental of him.

Brazilians beat back fascism by... voting harder? Organized offline and online around an election, using a mix of strategies aimed at both turnout and persuasion. Showed up in large numbers, and despite some very wealthy interests arrayed against them, succeeded? Huh. Pretty neat how that works.

Every day there is a story that is like "Trump and DOJ will probably dispute the results from the midterm elections" and the comments will all catastrophize about it instead of seeing it as the desperate flailings of a loser.

The worse the GOP does next week, the more Trump will think he has to be involved in ‘28, which will just make the GOP do worse.

When people talk about high gas prices under Biden, they mean when Russia invaded Ukraine. When people talk about high gas prices under Trump, they mean when Trump attacked Iran.

Amazing political instincts from this one.

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

If we had a real media headline of the day: Mentally Impaired Trump can’t Remember Senate Candidate’s Name. Tries to Cover it up with Racist Joke.

Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper.bsky.social’s new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

I'm watching the 2013 remade of Evil Dead and when are they going to get to all the Three Stooges-level slapstick humor?

Trump saying that places were shithole countries were a genuine multi-day scandal in his first term. The media won't even mention it now.

It is insane that the president is running so many financial scams that the media doesn't even report on them anymore.

Kash Patel: You misheard me. I didn't ask for a dog that could fuck you up. I asked for ...

Trump and JD really fucked up this time because everyone already agreed that the Vivek ad was vile and beneath contempt for a full day before they came to his defense. Shows how desperate they are.

NEW from me: Democrats could win in November. And if they do, and they take on the Trump administration’s vast corruption as promised, they will be squaring off with a wildly obstructionist Justice Department. So how can they outsmart the cronies at DoJ? I take a look for @huffpost.com.

The party of QAnon has spoken and they want you all to shut the fuck up about the child molester.

My number one issue for the 28 nominee is who is the most ruthless about going after all these people.

So much of the president's attitude now is that he is upset that he had to disown the Access Hollywood tape.

Just saying: It's entirely possible that the GOP flips fewer then two dozen state legislative seats next month while Dems pick up a couple hundred.

I really like this guy.

Who wants to tell Pete that this wasn't Eisenhower's globe.