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Genius Workout: 1000 reps scrolling 50 reps dooming 10 reps hoping (this is the hard part) cool down with six hours smoking weed

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This post was based off my experience at that exact WeWork shown in the movie. The couch they had their interview on was the spot I sat in. bsky.app/profile/harr...

breaking: Lula reëlected —New York Times

(Sorting through piles that I didn’t deal with for literal decades) aha. Well wasn’t I annoyingly prescient.

the printing press may cause a lot of wars, but it also helps a lot of people get vaccines, so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not,

I loved it when Nathan Fielder said “Our age of being able to see everything is ending”

call me a false dragon the way the dark one’s taint got me acting up 😳

Please, my father Richard was “Mr. Pictures”. I just go by Penis Pics.

they think we’re idioites…

pleased to learn that i had no idea who or what h3h3 and ethan klein are until today. i feel like i have looked them up on wikipedia before though so maybe that’s a bad sign.

Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks

My first clue that something wasn’t right with Dr Drew was Adam Sessler calling him a cheesy deplorable pseudoscientist on a tv show about reviewing video games in maybe 2006

A chameleon at climax

melville is on a roll lately

this is a thing

when the demiurge made me he added the Weird Body Hair Patterns debuff to stop me from realizing the real lies with my Real Eyes

What am I gonna do, die by the sword? -Man impaled by a giant sword

YCSE is a horror film

Had some weed beverage and i’m seeing the Nathan For You movie, what’s the best time to go to the bathroom and stare at the tiles for 15 minutes

Ever see a snake do a barrel roll? Scientists disentangle the locomotor kinematics of this behavior in rolling snakes. Learn more in Current Biology: spkl.io/633287ntaA Yosuke Kojima & colleagues @currentbiology.bsky.social

bruh they made anime real

Donald Trump was heading towards his helipad when he suddenly stopped to acknowledge a nonexistent crowd. trib.al/GSwMkKK

Trustno4

JK Rowling torn between endorsing Malfoid because weird nazis love it or denouncing it as a transgender terrorist attack

The new flack at DHS openly pushing "remigration."

watching nerds on youtube complain about the wheel of time tv show. feels a little quaint when the source material includes about five books/a million words where nothing happens. maybe i’ll listen to them as audiobooks if i ever have to spend a decade in jail.

You Can See Everything Everywhere All At Once

how did nathan fielder film that movie while moonlighting as a pilot

A key part in Andreessen's MAGA origin story appears to have been totally made up. He said Biden officials promised to ban AI startups. They called bullshit on it. Sounds like Andreessen was looking for an excuse to switch sides (like Musk complaining about not being invited to a meeting).

I could never take an Anthrax vaccine. I’m too afraid of Raynaud’s Disease.

eating one sandwich inevitably leads to the desire for another

Weirdest piece of political memorabilia I've ever seen.

slapping a ”i bought this before elon went crazy” bumper sticker on my tesla roadster but i don’t notice i accidentally covered one of the RCS thrusters so when i go to do a stunt it spins wildly out of control and i am flung bodily into a Paxton billboard and the car sprays shrapnel into the crowd

No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one—I mean a downright bumpkin dandy

there should be a special operating system for seniors that looks and acts exactly like windows 95 but can handle their brain melting slop youtube videos

The attempt to strip Ilhan Omar of her citizenship is one of the most grave attacks on liberty that the Trump regime has attempted.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/whats-at-s...

i’m just a sickly boy. my visage is pale, my humors unbalanced. i cannot be the hapsburg emperor. my viziers would have a field day whilst i gulped healing brews filtered through the hay from the stables and pondered the agonies the lord has chosen to visit upon me.

I can’t support the IRGC’s campaign to bomb oil tankers if they can’t even spare a single moment to verbally support Kelly Clarkson against those vile small business owners and their mechanical monstrosities

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

kind of meandering as a movie. i wanted more narrative force. digger’s speech scene in european parliament or whatever is good for a while but even in that case it’s like, what was the point.

this is a social reckoning. a social reckoning about Digger (2026).

Hugh Howey wrote his own open source writing software, very cool. Time to read Wool and download it so I can imagine writing a book and then remember I downloaded it ten years from now and wonder why I spent all that time gooning to sonic porn instead

In early 2025, Ms. Comans was directed *by DOGE employees themselves* to continue payments to local governments for sheltering migrants. She followed those orders. Then other DOGE employees found out, and the Trump admin decided to blame her personally and smear her in public for the payments.

Huh. Must have been the wind or something.