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I happened to be at the Riccarton Mall when Luxon was there. The “huge” crowd maybe was maybe three dozen, mostly his entourage and media crew. The Post is wildly exaggerating. www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3611...

Paint Your Wagon youtu.be/-jYk5u9vKfA?...

Bloody hell 😄 This is how Luxon answers questions, but with less charisma, lol. youtube.com/shorts/lItON...

On this afternoon stroll alongside the Avon River I came across this not really subtle political statement. Green/Labour/Te Pāti Māori. Message received! 🫡

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for Tax Purposes

The parties in Israel right now: - Right - Far Right - Genocidal Far Right - Ultra Genocidal Far Right - Ultra Genocidal Far Right that wants to create Greater Israel … - Center-Ri… No, just kidding.

Red Flag alert

Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.

Our own Coalition of Clods sing from the same song sheet.

Because so many large companies are staking their survival on the AI boom becoming real. "We put AI in your tea kettle!" "I hate that. Why do I need this? I put the kettle on the range, it makes hot water. Why AI?" "Because we're putting AI in your range!" "No!" "Just take the AI!"

Bingo! 🤣

Replace heart with arse in love song lyrics. Owner of a lonely arse Owner of a lonely arse (Much better than an) Owner of a broken arse Owner of a lonely arse

Today, while addressing the 58 deaths that have occurred in ICE custody, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin defended the conditions of immigration detention centers by stating, "We’re not providing Holiday Inns." Indeed, they are not.

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Somebody check on Renata Hakiwai. He may have fallen on his head and scrambled his brain. That, or he has taken an all expenses paid "study" trip to Israel and had a few convenient "revelations." Same same. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/09/22/m...

This literally made me L O L 😆

Support our Fire Service. Vote this government out. #onetermgovernment #Vote.NZ

Name your favorite visually beautiful film. Tears of the Black Tiger (Thai film that is visually stunning and crazy weird)

What could possibly go wrong?

Poisson

Glaciers collapse, disasters ensue. And then we’re expected to ignore all that because we can make fun AI images and google can badly summarise Wikipedia. Seriously. AI - Fuck off.

Even the crickets were embarrassed.

Nailed it. My California accent is baked in.

Yikes!

Tama Potaka is an asshole. Vote him out. "No, I haven't heard or seen of that. And the advice that I've been receiving, and certainly not a priority for me, what is a priority for me is making sure we don't get any new taxes." www.1news.co.nz/2026/09/01/l...

#JDVance

Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.

Post your getaway car. A 2009 Toyota Corolla. It's so bland and ignorable it would be like being invisible - a handy thing when getting away.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live. The Clash Dead Kennedys Boomtown Rats The Police Bruce Springsteen The Beat Farmers Peter Tosh Tina Turner The Byrds (lowkey playing in a bar in San Diego 😳) So many punk bands whose names I can't remember who played at Mabuhay Gardens in SF.

Time to break out this banger:

Worldwide problem.

Dolly Tim Jools and now Yayoi Kusama. This year can get in the bin.

Maybe instead of Parliament defining a woman, they can define food and kick this imposter bullshit to the curb? #nzpol

The back of our farm in Surat Thani, Thailand. Not great photos, but there’s some sky there.

Spider-Man pummeling white supremacist Jake Lang is the feel-good story we so desperately needed.

Make a band bigger Yes, Ma’am!

If your paycheck was a movie title, what would it be called? Down by Law

What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. Spicoli 4:20 “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

FFS, Aotearoa. Grow the fuck up and legalise and regulate cannabis. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/vietnames...

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

If I were Grand Poohbah of the Universe I’d declare that apostrophe abuse in the English speaking world would be deemed unacceptable and punished by nagging until the abusers got it right.

Stuff does it again, lol. "What's your weirdly specific sign the economy is cooked?" Below is Luxon, Stanford, and Bishop.