J.S. Grump

Bryan Johnson is a soulless husk who does not and cannot know the Good

batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social

i have an AI agent that screams nonstop. Just an endless scream.

lastpositivist.bsky.social

come find me, clanker

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@lastpositivist.bsky.social

In fact I will say the Earnest and Pious Charismatic Ethnic Minority political figure (AOC, Mamdani, El-Sayed) has been a pretty good bet for the American left so far, whereas the Disaffected Gruff White Guy Showcasing True Masculinity (Fetterman, Platner) has been a worse bet. Just an observation.

lastpositivist.bsky.social@lastpositivist.bsky.social

Yeah start insinuating he has morning chai rather than coffee, say that he knocks things for 6 rather than hits a home run, allege that he is generally a clean living good boy who loves his mother and prays every Friday (pejorative).

it must be SO refreshing to get to pretend to be outraged about something totally benign that Obama said or did. Pure nostalgia, very soothing i imagine

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as much as im sure they love seeing the implimentation of Nazism in this country deep down their true desire is to be a whiny little piss baby about everything. For them, winning actually kinda sucks for myriad reasons, so this has gotta be a very welcomed throwback

19h

i feel like flies dont have the have juice they used to. i smack em with my hand all the time now, i never used to be able to get those motherfuckers. maybe im just older and developed the skill but im gonna say its chem trails or something, maybe get some chuds on one about it

im hereby retiring these words and their variations for tech bros: sentience, consciousness, mind, thought, meaning, and truth

Matt Pearce@mattdpearce.com

If the golem becomes ensorcelled, the coven may need to assume operational burdens related to ensorcellation and the golem’s fel status. This may cost extra mana points.

they can have them back when they develop any of them

oh and "language", how could i forget

yes, the world is a series of hyperbarically sealed societies. Nothing that happens anywhere else has any bearing on me.

brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social

Yes well it does require things like “empathy” and possessing a basic understanding that all of our lives are interconnected

saw You Can See Everyting and can definitely say that if you came out of this thinking it made Elizabeth Holmes look less guilty watch out for any bridge salesmen

id say i hate this team but its worse, i just dont give a shit anymore. watching this shambolic performance and im compleyely numb

some of these defensive players are gonna have nice nfl careers, at least

I just have never seen anything quite like Jason Beck's playcalling

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title Blame It On The Rain In My Pants

sid@sidvicious.ca

ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title Bad Bad Things In My Pants

A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall In My Pants

Raining Blood In My Pants

ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title Blame It On The Rain In My Pants

sid@sidvicious.ca

ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title Bad Bad Things In My Pants

@thiccstauskas.bsky.social

It's Raining Men In My Pants

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Thicc Stauskas

Who’s actually done more to combat the rise of technofascism in America? The Democratic Party (collaborators) or Bryce Underwood (stole $10M from Larry Ellison). Bryce Underwood sucking ass at quarterback is actually praxis and direct action. You wouldn’t know about that

I got a recording of him dictating this tweet, my partial transcription: "uh... live by the... i mean if you are gonna....uh...live by the sword..youll probably...like, die by it"

Walker Bragman@walkerbragman.bsky.social

Elon Musk threatens Congress.

cant do the second part, its mostly run ons and throat clearing and goes on for 15 minutes

wsj.comExclusive | Musk Ordered Starlink Slowdown That Blindsided UkraineThe SpaceX founder authorized the move and has been discussing Ukraine with Trump, but the president has denied ordering the restrictions.

this is a prime opportunity to get the nation used to the idea of nationalizing industry, particularly the defense industry

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

BREAKING WSJ: Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of the military-grade version of Starlink that Ukraine relied on.

Joey Chestnut is the Shakespeare of hot dogs

K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social

grok what would a smart guy say

Cheating would be more respectful. All this is doing is lying to your partner AND yourself

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To make polyamory really "work" means reinterpreting what we mean when we say we "love" someone, because it cant mean the same thing for someone grounded in a monogamous culture

open relationships may be more viable with our current understanding because there is no obligation besides sex. but of course this is also fraught

Cheating would be more respectful. All this is doing is lying to your partner AND yourself

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communal understanding of polyamory. One might be created over time (a longer time than people may think), but if you are one of the architects of a new vocabulary prepare to hurt or be hurt, because people scarcely understand what theyre getting into

i think most peolle in "polyamorous relationships" want roomates to fuck, basically, with some mutual obligations outside of sex. However, i think our notions of romantic love involve some sort of giving-of-yourself which is all-or-nothing. It's a commitment that cant he divied up

Cheating would be more respectful. All this is doing is lying to your partner AND yourself

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Theres nothing "wrong" with polyamory, but you cant extricate yourself from the monogamous culture you grew up in. Our entire understanding of intimacy, romantic love and sex is wrapped up in an ethic thay you may not agree with or want, but you are of it. We don't have a developed vocabulary or...

buff.lyThey Fled Trump’s America. Now They Regret itThe internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.

i do not think "the internet" told anybody anything

WIRED@wired.com

The internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.

this isnt me being a smart ass, this title (and the subtitle) implies the entire framing and its bullshit. i usually like Wired but i guess qll the publications have an obligation to run asinine Atlantic level drivel now and then

oh, youre telling me the reality of a place didnt fit with some dipshit's romanticization of it? im fucking shocked

frontofficesports.comPolymarket Removes Cornell 7 Market After BlowbackThe market, which was only available on Polymarket's international platform, saw $451,633 in trading volume before being removed.

sucks living in a world of pure fucking evil

Jay Willis@jaywillis.net

Polymarket allowed users to bet on whether any one of the 7 defendants in the Cornell rape case will be charged with a felony sex crime and the market did almost HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN VOLUME

the people running these things should be strung up by their toes

look we really do not need a new methanol-induced blindness epidemic in this country

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i don't think these people are going to learn that you can't stump el-Sayed with some bullshit, they're too racist

im really not trying to be too cool for school here, but we exist in a reality where there have been monumental technological accomplishments in pretty quick succession for like 250 years. Once you go to the moon a car with some thrusters 60 years later isnt really moving me

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now new forms of social organization? that would fill me with awe. a world that attended to the needs of people and not capital, that would truly move me

that's all ignoring the fact that whatever we just saw here is obviously some form of bullshit, we're dealing with Elon Musk

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you cant visually awe me, i grew up with fucking Jurassic Park. i don't think a guy like this appreciates that when new tech is the norm more new tech, no matter how much it conforms with our sci-fi expectations, actually isnt that incredible - it's par for the course! unremarkable, even

im a curmudgeon i know but even if this wasnt Elon this shit us just jangling keys to me

Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com

"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.

obviously a pointless marketing project, obviously never going to be used on any real roads, but also just...not that cool?

sure, man, California, spend your time and energy there

Democracy Docket@democracydocket.com

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