DJ Jazzy Jeff Foxworthy

This Tuesday on the Double. Vlad Dracul House. Transylvania, Romania.

Same

Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

I will never EVER stop putting a half a red onion near my foot! You hear me big "science" NEVER!

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

Polymarket? Even the dang store is Poly now?

When she says "I'm still thinking about last night" I get full of

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

With a new song and new shows coming up I wanted to see the new masks @slipknotdaily.bsky.social were going to be wearing and I have to saw it seems like the went a different direction this time. Less intimidating

I bet antifreeze tastes good as hell

Me and the homies hanging out around the ice maker like we do

Go Fucking Birds

We strayed too far from God when we made mattresses you couldn't flip over and pretend it's a new bed

First we lost the Diddy Pardon, now Dolly Parton. What's next, Dopey Popey? 🤔

Welp, guess who's not allowed in the library anymore?

Klay set to join Heat? Buddy, that's how bricks are made.

I've never finished and have no desire to ever see Top Gun Feels good to say that

Dudes rock

HE’S COMING HOME, TOM

they announced that we got LeBron over the PA speakers at the Acme lmao

I love websites!

What is this? Was that Madonna thing a cartoon? Is Biebs the only person actually there?

Saw a new boardwalk shirt "Fathers don't kill people, fathers with pretty daughters kill people" Bro what the fuck? You're attracted to your daughter? You want to kill someone before you think your daughter is hot? Fucking hell man

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

Reddit really is full of the worst people

The hero we all need

🎶And the rockets’ red glare🎶

They aren't sending their best

This is actually very good

what a way to make an inning

Nobodies doing it like me (making a treat for their cats with some shrimp shells).

useless post. maybe you should be worried about Orange Donald , in the white house

Quick update from the other place

Microsoft is developing a wearable AI device that is meant to be worn around the neck like a security badge, oh and it also had a camera in it, but I'm sure they won't use it to spy on employees and feed the AI more data so it can replace the humans sooner

If the economy is doing to well why is my rent still going up? Shouldn't my landlord be happy with the economy? Someone honestly explain this to me. Earnestly

Hey @ezpass.bsky.social

My friend who got super religious later in life and isn't sure he still believes dinosaurs existed really loves AI music So that's cool

Refusing to eat bread crust is bougie and eating the entire sandwich is working class

Lolololo

I bet the worst part of a sloth dying is it take so long

I love unions and the comfort they give their members but I hope that this motherfucker who ran a red light near an elementary school never sees daylight again.