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Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

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We’re unsuspended. See you tonight.

mmygod

This is the type of country music lover that Kris Kristofferson would have called a bitch to his face.

GET READY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FUCKING FACE, FUCKFACE. defector.com/defector-has...

dodgers confirmed frauds. please do not throw this post in my face at a later date. thank you for your attention to this matter!

The Democratic Party has let a consulting industry exploit elderly donors in its name, wreck its reputation and finances in the process, and walk away rich whether the party wins or loses. When a mirror is held up, the instinct is to break the glass rather than look. On why the press looks away:

Rory McIlroy might be the only living person who hates LIV Golf more than I do.

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Absolutely enormous respect to whoever understood that the necessary follow-up to “what if Reacher faced a larger man” is “what if Reacher held a tiny kitten”

In honor of Corso's 91st birthday:

Right but then it doesn't seem like they ever give black families the same courtsey

Interesting question for @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Now then: time to vote for some more shitty racist Trump judges for lifetime appointments

Wow, bold plans from Andy Burnham

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive

This is what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday. Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.

well then i guess Pace Picante Sauce can SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jeb!

Sign with strong @jesawyer.bsky.social vibes somehow

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

Looks like the feeling is mutual

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Every ivy and Stanford should be eliminated for how much they contribute to the right wing.

“Better to die in Iran for your country and your pride, Then to live in a nation that would ask you to be kind.” Thank You Jesse Welles!

it's all lost to time now but max landis used to pretend to be his own girlfriend on a forum about professional wrestling

Let me guess, fundraising pitch for the most important election of our lifetimes and Fetterman votes with the GOP...

Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

If you start Itchy and Scratchy Land at 11:52:53 on New Year's Eve, Homer will say "Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot" at the stroke of midnight. Start your new year off right.

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

Same way I found out about Epstein

Casablanca: Origins Casablanca: Legacy Casablanca: Revengeance