John Van Citters

"...straight on 'til morning" for a #StarTrek legend that will truly live forever.

Ain’t no QR code gonna evangelize me. I’ve already pledged my sword to destroy them.

Star Trek Magic is good and I will hear no other opinions.

Ah, memories.

Presently struggling mightily to make it through Rescue from Gilligan's Island. Not that I was expecting this to be a lost classic, but I feel like The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island just won't make sense without the first in the trilogy.

Writing tie-ins is *a real fucking skill* and anyone who sneers at the people who do it can go piss up a rope. You think it's easy to write an entire novel to very specific order on an almost impossibly tight deadline? And have it be satisfying to read? Motherfucker, *you* try it. See how you do.

"It would be interesting, Captain, to return to that world in a hundred years and to learn what crop has sprung from the seed you planted today."

Got my ballot in! Please be sure to vote so we can start to fix this shit. K thx

This week I saw Digger, Musk, You Can See Everything, and The Social Reckoning in case the subject of when and where he was radicalized comes up.

I disavow “Faith of the Heart.”

SDCC runs a Zacharia, but if you’re there for all of set up and breakdown it can take a full Scaramucci.

Glad I saw DIGGER before too many spoilers got spread. I can see why many people reacted negatively. It's challenging. It's uncomfortable & dark. The narrative structure & choices will throw a lot of folk for a loop. But also engrossing, frequently funny, and Tom Cruise puts it all out there.

The Star Trek Previews article is out! We're revealing the entire Federation Fleet precon Commander deck on OCT 27th, and we're going to go through every dang card. The video will be very long I'll be very normal the entire time.

I could watch the Matchbox movie at home right now for no extra charge. But I really feel it is going to be best experienced on an airplane while I file emails.

Would watch. Absolutely.

You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

Gorn in 60 Seconds.

Do Grok next!!

Boims is everything that is great about Star Trek.

In New York. Had a steak. No signs of Sharia law. Everyone is out and happy. Did the media and James Carville get it wrong??

See y’all Saturday! #StarTrek60

Admiral Tuvix would have prevented The Burn. Countless lives were lost because of Janeway’s brutality. The Federation was set back by centuries, all because no one likes a Theater Kid.

STAR TREK: Revenge of Tuvix - Tuvix comes back to life aboard Voyager but just kindly forgives them all and goes about his business helping them, which generally makes the crew feel really terrible about themselves and their choices.

Iconic Star Wars author and Grand Admiral Thrawn creator Timothy Zahn will write his first Star Trek story for @idwpublishing.com in 2027.

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today...

And Tuesday is finally here.

Who's the cute young couple? Why, that's good ol' Charlie Manson, marrying his teen sweetheart Rosalie Willis in 1955. Good luck, kids!

Hastert and Bakker is an interesting duo. Let’s see about the rule of threes now.

This seems to violate the 'no beardoes' edict.

Exactly how I remember the episode. Oh, except no one stopped her.

Can we collectively rebrand it as "Pretend Intelligence"?

The new hell is the Uber driver whose 'side hustle' is creating AI music and kindly plays you a couple of tracks on your ride.

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

The pearl-clutching on this one is going to be sweeeeeet.

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

This has been a banner week for typing and then deleting posts, a practice I highly recommend.

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Monday sure is Mondaying HARD today.

Do you ever read a series of words