Karl

I’ve never had a morel mushroom. Am I missing out?

I’m glad Congress isn’t alive to see this.

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

Literal rage bait. True Detective got a “Season 1” qualifier but Game of Thrones gets a full season pass. Pointless.

I’m just so tired.

Better never than late is my motto. If there’s any chance I’ll be late for something then I’m not going. Even if it’s due things outside of my control, acts of god or unforseeable circumstances. It’s just not worth the chance of disrespecting my gracious hosts.

Saxophone melted down into a lump of brass, placed in a circle of salt next to a sprig of smoldering juniper but the saxophone keeps getting louder.

Petition to have a different Apple Messages chat bubble color for the iPhone Duo so we can once again be reminded who our betters are.

I think Gary Oldman will make a great James Bond.

I honestly didn’t expect to find myself in a position where I’d have to do this but I’m withdrawing my eligibility for one of the 38. A rising tide lifts all boats and by helping a lesser known account receive the recognition it no doubt deserves we make Bluesky a better place for everyone.

They only care when it happens to them personally. Other people having their own personhood doesn’t exist as a concept. May as well talk to the wall.

Thinking of promoting School of Rock into my top ten all time movies.

When Maximus Cupheadius donated his body to medical science the ramifications could not have been foreseen.

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

The beautiful chaos of a used bookstore is unmatched.

Any Alan Wake fans around? I just played through AW2 for the first time and it was straight up one of the best games I’ve played in ages.

My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.

The problem with remastered games is they always look worse than I remember the original being.

Happy eighth anniversary to Ireland’s Headline of the Century.

The Dems are finally tackling the pressing issues of the day. This guy is running on not stealing your pen. 🙄

Plural: Xbox Singular: Xboc

Aside from Sekiro, which was genuinely brilliant, I only play FromSoftware games as a personal skill check. Otherwise I think they are mid at best.

I’m vocally critical of elected dems lining up on social media, talking at us like we’re five years old, telling us we should be outraged about one thing or another. No shit, Sherlock. Attorney General Nessel here on the other hand shows up to announce specific action. This is more like it.

I just got my first Christmas ad of the year.

A direct line being drawn from a reduction in funding for food benefits for the lowest earners to grocery stores closing is absolutely shocking. Grocery execs looking for a “bailout” means the people who actually need it the most get surgically removed from the benefits chain.

Kids these days will never understand how big Flickr was in 1977.

Lost dignity? Sorry but the strategic dignity reserve has been empty for a while.

The thing about wildfires is no matter where they are and no matter where I am the wind is always blowing in my direction and the only thing I can do about it is get out my kite so the wind dies down.

Name a more iconic duo than a Democrat saying something should be happening and nothing happening. I’ll wait.

My favorite genre of post-World Cup internet is retired footballers talking about how a lesser known player from their generation was actually the best, most underrated player in the world.

My toxic trait is playing keepie uppie with helium balloons.

Establishment dems want a puppet. How often do we have to re-learn that lesson? Dem voters want someone to take effective action and enact real and lasting change. None of this fighting bullshit. Fighting is the mud pit that MAGA thrives in. www.ms.now/weekends-wit...

The Fast and the Furious 12 confirmed. It’ll be a return to the series roots in the style of the original and Tokyo Drift, about a young garda infiltrating and seizing NOS off a crowd of street racers but it all goes to shit when Anto’s sister makes him a chicken fillet roll.

Mayo have ended a wait of 75 years to become All-Ireland football champions, beating Kerry 1-20 to 1-17 at Croke Park www.rte.ie/sport/footba...

Ever wonder if the channels and accounts you actually enjoy are just mid-tier garbage you happened to engage with to escape the dregs, and the algorithm is one lucky click away from showing you the good stuff?

The best team won on the day. #WorldCup

Good. Another ad break. I was just starting to enjoy the football. I had forgotten why I’m here, to consume ads. #WorldCup