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Shamelessly lifted from last time I answered this question: You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.

World War Z Cars

I know it won five Oscars and everything, but the Silence of the Lambs film should have ended with the main protagonists doing a rap during the credits.

Turning up to my job interview at Costa with my Starbucks iced coffee

"Dr Whom" - he's quite posh and a bit of a stickler for grammar.

Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones

Gozer: "choose the form of the destructor"

Is this Mr Beast's latest bit?

Am I going to die?

"still got it" I say to myself as I read my latest LinkedIn sponsored message asking me to annotate data.

Live action, four hour re-telling of The Gruffalo

This is my favourite use of AI: calm, composed summaries of YouTube videos that concern men of dubious moral fortitude

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Posted before but: Pandas don't really exist, they are just people dressed up in costumes

The Muppets Verwandlung

I've done it, I've turned off all Duolingo notifications on my phone, I feel free.

Gonna start buying degrees from these places for my LLM instances, I think my git history would look weightier co-authored-by Dr Claude.

I've no time for lamb, they are all gamboling addicts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Ma... Great film, just realised there's a whole circus metaphor running through it The clown makeup bit The elephant-like gas mask The tiny car they all pile into, clowns again The circus master Can't believe I've only just realised

First person to invent the full English breakfast: "cereal is great but I want to consume EVERY SINGLE bit of a pig, including its blood"

Depluralize a movie 1 (Clue: it's got a Spartan in it)

Nearly time for #TezDev 2026 at Hotel Martinez in Cannes #Tezos

Congrats to my son who got a silver award for his trumpet playing today. Our surname isn't Murphy, but also congrats to Oscar winner Cillian Murphy if he too happened to get a trumpet playing award today.

Sorry to be pompous but I feel I've hit an Isaac-Netero-in-his-late-40s blocker in my sudoku skills. I feel an immense gratitude to sudoku for shaping me into who I am now. The only way to show this gratitude is to do 10000 sudokus each day.

Have you noticed that red haired people seem to lack confidence? Everything they do, they do it gingerly.

What sound does a Welsh dog make? "Araf!"

To save money, the Fat Controller starts fueling some of the engines with "farmer's diesel", leading Splatter prone to wild mood swings and fits of rage. Splatter is then convinced to enter the local, bare-knuckle scene where he unwittingly beats Dodge to death in a siding. Narrator: Alan Ford.

The local dump is probably the manliest place I go to on a semi-regular basis. Even more so now that the local library stopped hosting fight clubs.

Clouds are probably the biggest things we witness on a daily basis and completely disregard. Huge masses of water floating there, gigatons heavy and bigger than cities, bouncing into each other and wetting themselves, I'm just like "whatever"

In the world of the Blues Brothers, that gig they do at the end is probably the worst gig any of the audience had ever been to: * Main act is so late that the janitor gets up to play * Eventually they play one song then leave in the middle of the second * The police lock everyone in the building

Blwyddyn newydd dda pawb

Just watching the new W&G film "Wallace & Gromit: The Yewtree Effect" A pretty harrowing tale, rendered in claymation, of the once-lovable Wallace's historic crimes.

The name bassoon implies the existence of lots of other oons of all shapes and sizes. Tenoroon, trebloon, sopranoon...

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine's: "Give me the Avataring keys you Avataring Avatar-sucker"

Uno +4 then +8, the worst kind of Christmas betrayal

Serial killer level lyrics in modern popular music: "Your skin makes me cry" Creep, Radiohead

What's with 80s action movies and bearer bonds? Die Hard, Beverley Hills Cop, I could go on (I won't).

Fashion tips for 2026: I think bee-beards are going to make a comeback. Fly-beards for the more budget conscious.

Christmas carol concerts are great, it's the one time of the year when you get to say words like "lo", "ye" and "abhors".