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Daniel Craig again… but as Benoit Blanc

Irrelevant. Bond ....James Bond... is dead.

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Leo Woodall

Luigi Mangione

How about this guy, he has experience?

I part way suspect it would be Richard Madden but that might be too obvious.

Abigail Thorn? It would truly be "beware that if you gaze into the dark, the dark gaze into you"

What happened to Idris Elba?

An early 60s retrofuturistic bond film would be so peak

Dan Stevens is the only possible option.

Colman Domingo

Do we really need a new Bond film? I mean, if we absolutely do, I guess I could make a couple of title suggestions: Die Another Day, Again No Time to Retire Goldfinger's Silver Wedding Anniversary

I think these guys are all too old for it, but if these are our only choices, let's give Lazenby another shot.

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Clive Owen would have made a terrific Bond--but he didn't want it.

Super missed the prime window to cast him. Such a shame

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Let it go. He’s dead.

🤭

Miss Moneypenny.

I know!

They would expand viewership exponentially

obviously hes " too urban "

Jesus Mary and Joseph 🥵

That would be my pick too

OMG YES 🙌

Oh yes he'd be great too! Love him.

Great choice I wouldn’t have thought of.

More handsome in my opinion than any of the others. I saw him for one year on a Shondaland (Grey's Anatomy) law show on ABC, then he left. Went to film Bridgerton, it turned out. I never saw that. I don't remember how well he could act, but I do remember really loving that first show of his.

He's a really good actor too!

Leslie Jones. Let’s make Elon have an aneurysm.

Charlie xcx That would put the cat amongst the pigeons....

The very last thing we need is another James Bond movie. Time for something new.

Ok, I'll do it. I'm out of shape, not British, and have no acting experience, but I'll figure it out.

Hahahahahahaha

Double oh scotch

That’s double oh-no.

Not Jared Leto playing a villain character, just Jared Leto irl.

I nominate @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

He died 37 years ago.

Bring back Pierce Brosnan and have him an old James Bond pulled out of retirement to train a new 007.

Not a "fresh" face, but could definitely pull it off.

aren't Scotland and Wales already British countries?

And a Welshman, Dalton.

And a Welshman

A bit too Aotearoa perhaps?

Yeah! If he was Bond I might even watch it 😂

Why does everyone think Amazon's going to make more of a mess of this than the Broccolis ever did? BURT REYNOLDS was offered the role! The below says Clint was also offered it...that one I'd never heard before.

Hames Bond

This is the way

Mr Bean?

AND he’s English

Joel Kinnaman

Gonna be Tom Hardy

It'd be the most natural pick, but if we're still going with a male lead I'd say Idris Elba but I don't know if he'd want to at this point in his career.

I'm going to vote "none of the people in that photo".

Stephen Colbert

I think this guy has the right set of skills.

@kenjennings.bsky.social

It will be Harris Dickinson.

A fresh face is a good idea, but given the performance of Matthew Rhys in The Beast in Me he would nail affable psychopath well. Considering running becomes hard at fifty, perhaps a forty something would be better. He does have a 'blend' face. How do you make a wanker like Bond likeable?

Idris Elba.

Jamie Ding

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what if i said pierce brosnan

How about we give a whole new spin on the story and make Bond Chinese? There’s a bunch of incredibly handsome and suave young Chinese actors like Zhang Linghe (star of the series Pursuit of Jade on Netflix).

Michael B. Jordan

must be British (Irish & Australian also ok, New Zealander probably too)

They need a Gen Z bond, so Jacob Elordi. Australian is a kind of Bri'ish, right?

John c reilly only

To hell with racists who want to whine. If Hollywood listens to them, we'll be back in the not-so-Golden-Age of segregated movies.

Honestly, let Bond be dead. Give the 007 number to a new guy.

It should be me. I could manage a few simple stunts - slipping on the stairs, getting tangled in a seatbelt, etc. The sex stuff could be filmed with a body double while I have a nap.

Richard Madden. Fuck your fresh face bullshit.

Ram Charan would be ace. And have a dance off in it.

Sterling K. Brown

Emma Mackey

Accurate. He might be too good looking though. My lord he's just breathtaking.

I think in an issue of Scud: The Disposable Assassin, a movie theater marquee had Ellen Degeneres as the new Bond.

Seconded…🤮

But Amazon won’t. Corporations are getting so they never die.

Emily Blunt Emilia Clarke Daisy Ridley Florence Pugh Gwendoline Christie Hayley Atwell

Henry Golding

That IS a good suggestion!!