cyndifusic

happy 9th birthday to the last 3d mario game ever

need a parappa the rapper-themed calorie tracker app that says "U eatin' BAD!"

just in: bieber

Wii Series Speedrunning's open letter to speedrun.com, which we sent them today

dudes on discord have server nicknames that are like "4stibble \\ 🌊The Ocean Flows🌊-tastic {{€PussyEater¥}}" and they're like "no it's a really good inside joke you just weren't there"

Ludwig van Beethoven, Slime Rancher, and Saint Nicholas when [looks up notable aidens] [continues looking up notable aidens] Aiden the Great deadass leaves The Pasture for Sweden

masculinity tips are all like Remember bro u are a Lion and that Witch could never understand ur Wardrobe

AGDQ gotta find a way to get Mamdani in the mix

some might think i syllabically engineered the name "kataryn" to rhyme with "flatterin'" in order to charm people subconsciously. this isn't true. it also doesn't work

wii sports 4ever

i pull mad women in theory just not in practice

would anyone happen to need 20 wii remotes and 8 nunchuks

passed out and woke up and im in this weird place called "games done quick" idk does anyone know what this is

ok im gonna be honest with you guys this is my new gimmick account and itd be really cool if you could follow it or whatever and like i promise im funny and its gonna be good and awesome @mariosunshines.bsky.social

Shadow Mario Gets a Job

I pray for a GDQ where you won't have to spend the 3 months leading up to it reading headlines that are like "TSA reportedly in talks to ban "everybody" from the Philadelphia Airport"

what's that guy's name again? Curricular? he's into booksfaxing right? they got him on copyright infringement last month

girl like me osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/...

middle school is where it really gets tough because you have to learn stuff instead of doing all those activities where you remove random letters from your name

panicking when you finally make it to the end of medical school because you've had the spotify student discount for the last 20 years

mormon nelly: its getting cold in here

i mean at a certain point you have to wonder why

do you really have gals in different locales or are you buying tweas with fake ids

call me marvin the way i'm gay and i can't figure out what's going on

in the midst of these times, you may have been expecting me to tweet something like "yo but if there's a wii play motion that means... wii play... my man 😂🤝". but that would have required you to forget that wii play motion has 12 parents, which is its main characteristic

Announcing Trading Paces, a speedrun swap event raising money for the Minnesota Women's Foundation Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund on May 23rd and 24th. Watch speedrunners debut a run live after practicing with an experienced partner to learn a brand new speedgame—live from St. Paul, Minnesota!

dudes really tell you sports aren't that complicated and then are like "oh fuck yeah dude the rhyming bonus on my parlay hit, Teair Tart just sacked Jaxson Dart"

"you know what they say, you are what you eat" andre 3000:

when dj khaled says "tell em to bring out the whole ocean" he's actually talking about the riichi mahjong hand "Whole Ocean" which requires all the 9s in the tileset as well as two more 9s of a secret fourth suit that you have to physically invent through quantum chance events

Drama YouTubers are fucking scum. Imagine joining a discord and announcing you want to cover an old, fucked up situation because you find it “interesting”, get told by the entire community not to because it’s traumatic and will bring unwanted attention, and your response is (and this is a direct …

yeah so your inspection went well but we noticed you're under the age of 36 so we have to put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Student Driver - Uh Oh! - Here We Go - Complete Fuckup Alert - Morally Irredeemable - Please Be Patient - Seriously, Sorry In Advance"

pollinators be like imdb

Hey everyone, I need some help. If possible, please share this. Running therun dot gee gee has been an amazing passion project for 4 years. It’s always been 100% free, ad-free, and I never sell your data. I love building new features for this community and I have so many more ideas to grow the site

why were Nelly and Nelly Furtado never on the same song

girls really put on a red flannel one time and walk around like they're pinkpantheress

new main channel video where i discuss the moral reprehensibility of my first and worst wii mod www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ2b...

dudes be like "fuck goin on in miami" As if they really wanna find out

i'm giving up grok for lent

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

we don't often enough discuss the slide pipe in super mario sunshine. there's no obstacles. there's no danger. you don't have to be a speedrunner to realize you can skip most of it, and you probably will by accident anyway. it resembles a test stage more than a real level. what happened here?

anyone looking for a baddie with the NJTransit app on her phone

bro i keep trying to press Z to grab and my character just jumps instead? anyone know what's going on

Come watch The Scenic Route Episode 11 with a whole lotta Wii! Wii Sports by @plyd823.bsky.social Wii Play by @kataryn.com Wii Music by @stk8va.bsky.social Wii Fit U by dragonz Wii Sports Resort by @zennansr.bsky.social These are amazing runs and an amazing community so please support them!

@dropout.tv i need you guys to revive the collegehumor series "If Google Was A Guy" as "If Google AI Overview Was A Guy" and instead of being smart he's like stupid or something idk i didn't think it all the way through