Chris Keiser

eat shit

Van Der Poel absolutely turned himself inside out on that sprint to the line, wow

Ok, Tadej is an incredible time trialist and had 0:30 on third place, but Remco is in a class of his own, what a stage.

Suck on a bag of milk, Canada! You’ll need that universal healthcare for the broken hearts,

Probably Calvin Johnson, aka Megatron

Oregon, Alabama, et al after facing this woodchipper of a football team.

Indiana can sim to end from here to out Bama away, which would be a completely unintelligible sentence as recent as two years ago.

It would be impossible to screw up a 10 point lead with :55 on the clock, right?

I know I’m shouting into the void on here, but here’s the full 60 Minutes piece Bari Weiss spiked on behalf of the trump admin.

I love when they do L’Angliru on the Vuelta. Absolutely brutal climb with gradients over 20% in places, just the most punishing climb any of these guys will ever do.

If Vingegaard doesn’t attack right now, he’s giving up any chance to gap Pogacar. You aren’t putting over 4’00” on Pogacar in 8.5kms unless you’re on a motorcycle.

Primoz Roglic is bombing down this descent like he hasn’t crashed out of the last three TdFs he’s contested.

Pogačar just sat on Jonas’ wheel the whole day, looming just behind him for hours. He didn’t have to attack there in the last 500 meters, he just wanted Jonas to know he could have gapped him at any point on the final climb. Just a stone cold killer move.

The crowd is in so tight on the riders that Jonas couldn’t swing out to attack even if he wanted to.

Welp, Remco is cooked.

POGI MY GOODNESS. Nobody knows how to step on the necks of the competition like he does. Just demoralizing, frankly. Vingo passes Remco and Pogi *still* puts 0:36 into Vingo. Mind blowing performance today.

My goodness Pogi.

Roglic riding with a massive chip on his shoulder today.

OH NO! DISASTER POGI!

It takes a lot for me to feel anything approaching patriotic lately, but watching Quinn Simmons in the Tour this year, with that US Road Race champion jersey, going on mad solo attacks, out on breakaways, and generally being combative, has me feeling very AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

It is extremely funny to listen to Bob Roll and Phil Liggett try to fill time on air during a stage like today where there is absolutely nothing happening. No breakaway, no nothing.

NBA: Hawks, Magic NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons NHL: Lightning MLB: Braves WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown) College: Georgia Tech

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"what do you expect dems to even DO?" filibuster every bill. refuse to cooperate on anything unless demands are met. then cancel their vacations to filibuster some more. tell every single dem in gov that disloyalty = no reelection funds yknow, the stuff GOP have been doing successfully for years

Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran

Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.

what the FUCK

And with that play…

Art. This game is art.

That kickoff return was almost the funniest possible way for Auburn to lose this game.