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waking up in 2026 like

“So you know how with older women it’s like some pompous, middle-aged creep got to them in their 20s, lovebombed them into a relationship, and then systematically emotionally traumatized them in ways that will take decades to heal? I figured out how to avoid all that” - Billy Pumpkins probably

I think we are going to get very tired of the phrase “Trillion Dollar Bailout” by 2028

“So you know how with older women it’s like some pompous, middle-aged creep got to them in their 20s, lovebombed them into a relationship, and then systematically emotionally traumatized them in ways that will take decades to heal? I figured out how to avoid all that” - Billy Pumpkins probably

dying from too many one-liners is being sentenced to death

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

his pfp is literally the midwit

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Literally your best bet for becoming a billionaire is by taxing current billionaires

Literally your best bet for becoming a billionaire is by taxing current billionaires

If these anti-trans democrats were talking about instituting racial segregation, withholding a vote for them wouldn’t even be a conversation, it would be a given.

Joh Turek out here tryna pull the ADA-compliant ramp up behind him

“We just have to hold them accountable after the election and force them to reconsider their stances” - someone who will never think about Josh Turek ever again after Nov 4th

I genuinely dare any anti trans Dem to read their statements into a mic with one word replaced. Go on.

“We just have to hold them accountable after the election and force them to reconsider their stances” - someone who will never think about Josh Turek ever again after Nov 4th

If these anti-trans democrats were talking about instituting racial segregation, withholding a vote for them wouldn’t even be a conversation, it would be a given.

if I ever write a fantasy novel it’ll be to make you all finally face the fact that dwarves eat the booty like second breakfast

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Every day I fill the dishwasher and every day I empty the dishwasher and yet there’s no vaccine for this?

the thing about human rights is there’s never a good enough reason to take them away from anyone

The real crime here is how many factories in the Cheesecake Belt have closed because of cheap imported cheesecake. No one will ever bring those cheesecake jobs back to our shores, sadly, but we need job training programs in emerging fields like cheesetech

the thing about human rights is there’s never a good enough reason to take them away from anyone

They should invent a fingernail that can’t bend backwards

They should invent a fingernail that can’t bend backwards

The real crime here is how many factories in the Cheesecake Belt have closed because of cheap imported cheesecake. No one will ever bring those cheesecake jobs back to our shores, sadly, but we need job training programs in emerging fields like cheesetech

Servers at the Cheesecake Factory all over the country are mentally preparing for a night flooded w bad tippers

Apple doing the very important update to iOS ensuring I know exactly which half of the fucking day my alarms are set for

i think everyone getting mad are just cowards who are scared to directly say they think the transphobic policies are good

I truly think you can make better money developing small, fun, fully custom games for businesses and events than chasing success on Steam or social media Especially if you can also build cabinets for the games 🧶 #woodworking #gamedev #indiegamedev

So I made some steps for an exhibit at a kid's museum. #woodworking

hobbyist woodworkers are much better today than they were pre internet, no contest on that one. a lot of hobbyists today would have been considered master woodworkers in the 80s and 90s

I truly think you can make better money developing small, fun, fully custom games for businesses and events than chasing success on Steam or social media Especially if you can also build cabinets for the games 🧶 #woodworking #gamedev #indiegamedev

there’s no such thing as “strategic bigotry.” I know this because there is no amount of money you could pay me to become a bigot. the democrats who do this agree to do it because they’re bigots

Get a boat, find an island, move there with your friends, live like a Gilliganaire

responding to AI artists by praising the exceptional talent of the chatbot and then admonishing them for trying to take credit for its hard work

Get a boat, find an island, move there with your friends, live like a Gilliganaire

responding to AI artists by praising the exceptional talent of the chatbot and then admonishing them for trying to take credit for its hard work

Hasan Piker is just Jacked Milhouse

our current flock of politicians don’t have the hoobastank to send a sitting president to prison

There’s a 0% conversion rate for berating people who are withholding their vote It just makes you feel better because you’re very reasonably overcome with anxiety and trauma and you’re lashing out Sorry but it would be helpful if you realized this

our current flock of politicians don’t have the hoobastank to send a sitting president to prison

Truths told here.