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Mass lesbian bar masking story is getting Oberlin cafeteria levels of coverage, meaning it will define reactionary and reactionary-fearing centrist politics for the next 15 years

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the only Messi i respect

at the Black Country New Road show in Central Park. 5’9 boyfriend season in full swing. every liberal arts college east of the mississip is sending their best.

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sometimes when i’m feeling disempowered i imagine it’s 2004 and i’m a 32 year old mother of two boys and i’m driving their dumb asses to little league and i hear Black Horse and a Cherry Tree for the first time

good day for it

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked claude” ok well i asked bugbear. i asked her ☺️

the dream of the early 2000s is alive in Bakersfield, CA

“you should see the other guy” vs. the other guy

“Basics”

wishing love and courage this stone fruit season to all the beautiful women who cannot digest sorbitol. we will get through this together

RHORI, Love is Blind Boston… finally Real America™ is getting the recognition it deserves

been back on the apps and every day i am super-liked by jacked normie finance dog dads and cops who live 150 miles away, which refutes all the propaganda i grew up hearing. conservative men don’t want a 22yo trad wife. they want a frail, perimenopausal cat lady who works in media

new Frieza form unveiled

shop steward gala when

extraordinarily hostile and aggressive NYPD deployed to protect ICE and menace/pepper spray protestors in bushwick tonight

ever since i was a little girl i have wanted to be part of the discourse

Management recognized Baffler Workers United last August, and we’re in our seventh month of bargaining on our first contract. We’d like to share an update on how it’s going! (1/5)

Finally, some good news: workers at Hachette are unionizing, and you can sign an open letter of support. This is the way! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

watched the finale in reruns when i was a kid and it did irreparable psychological damage—which is what children’s media is supposed to do, imo

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

i met an angel, she weighs 6 pounds and lives at the grocery store

Nancy 4/7/26

i miss hysterical realism

a LOT of conventionally attractive interracial couples rolled up to Nitehawk last night for the 7pm screening of The Drama

close enough welcome back Jeremy Fragrance

we made unbroken eye contact for 3 minutes

We Are Bryon Noem

moving to new york and rooting for the yankees is like moving to new england and rooting for the patriots. highly suspect behavior

the new york city metro area has three major international airports and two of them shut down this morning

movies

cat

it happened again and now i’m being transvestigated

irish?

gen z movie theater behavior must be studied because why the fuck was this pack of twentysomethings giggling through my screening of SIRÂT?

i’m trying to work

for real going-outside enjoyers this transition back to freezing temps is just not a problem. yeah i went on a walk today. recreationally spent a few hours outside. and why wouldn’t i? and what would stop me?

impossible to get these shoes on. wish there was a way for me to just horn my way into them