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WATCH: Katy Tur explains we have a pathological liar in the Oval Office making up things that never happened— and now he has taken us to war for no clear reason. (H/T @mikenellis.bsky.social )

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News broke today that Russia proposed faking an assassination attempt on Viktor Orban to override all logic and ensure an emotional victory for him there. Makes sense. This tactic already worked in the USA.

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

Then WHY are we there???? Oh... #OperationEpsteinFury

Then what happened?

Pete Hegseth's Dept of War just shot down Kristi Noem's Dept of Homeland Security drone, so Sean Duffy's Dept of Transportation FAA grounded all flights in the area. So hell no, Pete, we can't trust you with AI (or A1 as Dept of Education head Linda McMahon would say). Only the best people.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

Connor Hellebuyck was the better team today.

Imagine what you could have done with the money Donald Trump took away with his illegal tariffs.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

THE WOMAN WHO WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HER CAR AND ARRESTED BY ICE SPEAKS OUT… We’ve all seen the videos, but it matters to hear Aliya Rahman say it herself. 📌 She says her treatment in custody was dehumanizing, and that officers completely failed to take her disability seriously.

That’s an incredible catch. Boutte’s been so clutch for New England this postseason.

🌨️NE 28, HOU 16🌨️ 🪄Magical season continues 🏔️Next: at Denver (AFC title game) ❌🎨 Not a work of art 🎱 total turnovers 💪D delivers ⬆️ Barmore, Boutte, Chaisson, Gonzalez ⬇️ Maye (ball security), Campbell 💥Pop opening TD 2⃣ INTs Carlton Davis III

What we are seeing in Minnesota is what authoritarianism looks like in real time. Racism, dehumanization, and state-sanctioned violence are tearing at the foundation of this country.

im afraid FIFA may have lied to us

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

We all watched in horror when we witnessed the social media posts in realtime, there is no doubt that Trump incited the mob.

Jack Smith explains proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the 2020 election.

Good morning, Bluesky❣️☕️😊☃️🎄❄️🐴💚❤️

🌱 walking the dog this morning. A cool vine and 3 Tom turkeys 🦃

What a beautiful vine

1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime 2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression 3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press 4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim. Russian policy 2025

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Nobody adds a ballroom to a house they plan on leaving.

Trump: The gretest con man in American history.

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN Also NO: CONVICTED FELON ADJUDICATED RAPIST CONGENITAL LIAR CON MAN PUTIN PUPPET PEDOPHILE BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN LIFELONG RACIST MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN SICK SOCIOPATH FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY FAILED BUSINESSMAN ORANGE ATROCITY PARDON POWER A*HOLE 👑 👎 👑

Today, I convened a group of former military generals and veterans to hear perspectives on deploying troops in American cities. Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.

“With your patient and rigorous work, you can act as a barrier against those who, through the ancient art of lying, seek to create divisions in order to rule by dividing,” he said. “You can be a bulwark of civility against the quicksand of approximation and post-truth...” apnews.com/article/pope...

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

Weird — I was always taught that when a government seizes private business, that’s communism.

For those keeping track. Trump put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center, then invited himself to host the awards, then told himself he was President and "do I have time?" but humbly accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-s...

Take note.

Hmm. I'm sure its a coincidence 😐

If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

Yes, the GOP budget guts Medicaid, SNAP and gives more tax breaks to the mega-rich — but it also: - Lets Big Oil buy public land to drill - 10 year ban on state AI regulations - Tax break on gun silencers - Restricts funding to nonprofits - Defunds women's health organizations

Bribed with a jet

Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.” Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.

The mother fucker who received due process 4 times says “I don’t know” when asked if people deserve due process. Anyone who is surprised by this authoritarian answer should count backwards from 11,780.