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First fencing tournament in 14 years! I was very bad, but it was fun. Spent more time enjoying "loser beers" afterwards with @zackdavisson.com than fencing

The Einstein-Rosen Bridge

They're very great

please help… my son…

"So you're coming back to fencing?" Yeah, it's been 15 years... "Wow, that's how long I've been alive."

My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛

"Yeah, he said we had unique faces! He meant sexy."

If I find out that everybody but me has been high this whole time, I am gonna be livid.

Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

Reading a spam email subject before my eyes or brain are fully warmed up: "Cat business costs..."

Made a lantern for the Fremont Luminata Autumnal Equinox parade (If you wait until the last minute it only takes a minute)

I understand that the purpose of tummy time is for the baby to build strength, I just don’t quite know which muscles are trained by licking the floor.

man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

NOOOOO! sPiDeR between the LCD and glass!!!!!!!!!@#&$@$@$!

She will have the craws. She will have them.

Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane.

No one wants to work any more. All my meetings are being cancelled because key people took today off to extend their long weekend...

the baby (2) pooped in the bath and then started screaming SOMEONE POOPED IN MY BATH girl i got some bad news for you about who pooped in your bath

Wife: if that was put in front of me I would go AWOL, dishonorably discharge me over these eggs

*seeing Master Gardener booth at the farmer's market* I consistently forget to water my plants and they keep dying, what am I doing wrong?

OH: "So what are we thinking? Sex?" (Outside the coffee shop, unclear if we heard the group correctly or not)

Spicy Creamy Corn #CornAccount

Seattle dog (perversion of)

Officially made the transition to RingGuy™ #pebble @repebble.com

yes the jonah hill interview is immensely dunkable but when people go through an intense experience that changes how they view themselves, it takes a while to absorb and assimilate it. until then, it becomes a dominating, all-encompassing force. given the immense fatphobia he must have internalized

Half a cob cooked over Binchotan with salt #CornAccount

Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”

I encountered the most vile curse the other day: "May the Florida sunshine follow you home."