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Seems like we all agree on something, at least...

Librarians are always, always, weirder and wilder than the stereotypes would have you believe.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

I'm over here fucking *nailing* it!

Don't make it easy for them! Ditch your home surveillance apparati!

@cedar.bsky.social This feels like the sort of goal we should have...

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

I don't pretend to know the truth of this guy's situation. But I know the truth underlying his words.

Okay...I gotta admit... In this instance, they're funny bastards.

This. Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.

The secret to happiness in life is learning to like/enjoy as many different things as you can.

This is a contender for the cutest and sweetest thing on the internet today.

Just learned about the Army Choir performing "Do You Hear the People Sing" at the Governor’s Ball. Fucking brilliant.

I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

Finally deleted my Xitter account. Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

@cedar.bsky.social This one also made me think of you.

IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.

@cedar.bsky.social This thread is clearly for you.

This is obviously the correct name for our recent vigilante CEO slayer. My prediction is that, if/when The Claim Adjuster is caught, we'll learn that he is terminally ill, was denied care, and just figured he has nothing to lose. Tangentially: everyone should start reading up on jury nullification

Princess Peach's condescending sister with the star tattoo on her stomach: Princess Sneetch.

The election you should be focusing on takes place on Tuesday. You can probably vote for the school board, the library board, maybe sheriff, local officials and offices that shape your community. Do you have a plan to vote?

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

"Post-Pandemic" socializing feels like when I'm too high while trying to get something from the grocery store, but I'm sober and these are my friends.

6yo: *crawls through livingroom on knees, soles facing ceiling* Mom: What are you doing? 6: *continues towards bedroom* I'm crawling so I don't get glue on the floor. M: ...what? 6: *still crawling* I put glue on my feet so I can walk on my wall! M: What? Wait...hang on! *gives chase*

This does probably explain it...

Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery.

Pursuant to nothing at all... Did the "Dragon Prince" people seriously throw a "Twin Peaks" homage into Season 5??

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

Capitalism favors necromancy above all other schools of magic.

6yo, noticing sticky red dribbles on her strawberry smoothie cup: Eew! There's blood on my smoothie! Me: What, you don't want a blood smoothie? 6yo: No! Blood tastes...well...kinda salty and delicious... Me: ... 6yo: ... ...but I still don't want a blood smoothie. Me: Good.

I am, myself, a small-business owner. I'm one of the guys that the naysayers hide behind to try to make awesome social program ideas (e.g., UBI) seem foolish. Fuck that. Bring it on. Redistribute my wealth, motherfuckers! Please!

Eggs Benedict with crab. Hashbrowns. A bloody mary. Served in bed with flowers, a card, and snuggles from the kiddo. Being a dad is great. 🩷 Happy Fathers' Day to all the excellent papas out there.

I must not reply. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will scroll past the take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

So...uh...I just got here. What's good?