🎃💀Kate💀🎃

As on twitter, I’ll say on here: If we have no moots or only a couple, I will block you I need multiple indications of you’re a good person to follow by multiple moots following before I allow a follow/follow back

Bay leaves to the flavors in the pot:

Our media is utterly broken

imagine getting quesadillas fresh off the flat top on halloween imagine that night of nights

We do not tempt the gods

Holy shit the Brewers World Series game 3 !!!!

I just tried skipping a commercial 😭

I’m watching the Brewer game whilst on my phone and I keep trying to rewind live TV 😭

Appointment made!

I keep forgetting to make an appointment to get my fake boobs made I'm sick of looking disproportionate

It’s only 7:25 and we’re losing 4-0

TIL about Wild Bill Contreras so I am actively watching tonight’s Brewers game

This MF don’t miss!!!

Y’all I’ve got a hair on my head that’s like an inch long!! I’m like Alfalfa!

of course the worst people in the world see dogs as nothing more than part of their death cult fantasies just absolute pieces of shit

Acton herself said that trans people aren't real. That trans girls are boys.

Vivek Ramaswamy, at the last, has no decency.

Because simply telling them doesn't fucking work.

I guess we’re just okay with the president offering explicit bribes for votes. As with the $5K “dividend,” he and/or the Congress he controls could have done this at any point in the last 20 months. He could still do it if the Democrats win control. He hasn’t, and won’t. Because it’s a bribe.

I watched this multiple times yesterday

This is the reason I drink from a covered cup or water bottle I know where that tongue and/ or paw has been

When you see cool plates on a few people’s social media accounts but CANNOT find the exact said plates even though you check their Amazon store fronts 😤

I will second this because 😲😲😲

I always forget how bald I am until I see myself in the mirror (Btw hair, you can start growing back ANYTIME 😤)

Throw the whole man in jail 😤 www.boredpanda.com/wife-learns-...

Elon Musk labeling driving upside down and then falling as "flying" is a really good indication for how incredibly fucking dumb he is and thinks everyone else is.

Imagine getting rid of the DEI’s Only to discover the bigots can’t read

Abortion isn't sinister. Allowing the judgement or wording of others to harmfully affect how you view a procedure or term for said procedure... That's where the sinister is.

I am literally pro-abortion though

FLOOR LEFT NIGHTWISH?!?! NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time for Tax Purposes

@shinery.bsky.social there’s a mythical kitchen episode with Trixie Mattel with easy bake ovens

i say we reform the court but everybody gets their own justice

No it fucking should NOT Mijn god

conflating chatbots with slavery is so insanely disrespectful I don't think I should even make a joke about it

If women just started torching frat houses around the country, would you blame them? Affiliated or not, the Greek system has always been a hotbed of SA by nature. It's endemic. If we can say Abolish ICE, we should also be able to say Abolish Frats.

A pretty convenient loophole…

36% of MAGA republicans favor live broadcasts of executions just completely fucked up people

I love how his hair gave up in 3 different places

Anyone else’s vagina clench whenever they watch a video of someone getting hurt or is that just me? But like it kinda depends on how hard they get hurt

He lubbs his baby sister 🥰

"this isn't the time for purity politics" the white man said whitely