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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

burger king: "we've heard your candid feedback, and we want to improve our food program to feature items you will love and feel good about eating, and that we're proud to serve" also burger king: "would you like Chicken Fries & nacho cheez with that"

The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified.

well it's #FatBearWeek is it not

If @perennialtheband.bsky.social comes to your town, or a town within reasonable transportation range, you must go. Anyone who has been to a Perennial gig will tell you the same. Better than ever, all the new Modernism stuff absolutely slaps and we still met the Wolfman & pay respects to Hippolyta!

it's @wolfears.net of @perennialtheband.bsky.social exploring the space with her trusty hi-hat last night (comet ping pong washington DC)

@perennialtheband.bsky.social give a track-by-track breakdown of their new ripper of an album, 'Modernism @ejrc.bsky.social www.treblezine.com/perennial-gi...

I still can't get over the Colton Cowser game-saving catch from last night. This alternate angle shows just how insane it was. To get that high, hit the wall, and recover is pretty wild. I'm not sure I've seen one better.

New @perennialtheband.bsky.social available now on @bandcamp.com ! #EmmaPeel #Halloween perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/track/emma-p...

when looney christian nationalists see Lindsey Graham in hell I hope it's made clear that he's not there because he's gay

Generally speaking, polls have shown the Democratic Party's problem is not being seen as too woke, but weak and ineffective. Judging by tonight's primary results, Democratic Primary voters are intent on fixing this www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

@capitalweather.com cheers from Fairfax

3+ years of fully funding for ACA subsidies, flushed down the toilet to (partially at best) unfuck a mess entirely of our own creation. Neat. 🇺🇸🦅

Come on Zeus do your thing ⚡⚡⚡

via @ringernba.bsky.social's Mismatch pod: Knicks are 5-3 in games they've been down by 20+ in the last two postseasons. Rest of the league is 4-71. That's just crazy. Special team. But I'm selfishly cheering for the Spurs tonight anyway because I want three more games of this insanity, as a treat.

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

Emoji-reacting “😲” to Teams message reporting active shooter in workplace courtyard

That block Wembanyama had on Chet was insane and nobody gives a shit? Are we that jaded already?

#HotHemorrhagicFeverSummer

so i guess after all that the clearest path to actually getting some student loan help would have been to do some light Jan 6 insurrecting

compared to what actually needs to be done, dems in va steamrolling the state supreme court in this gerrymandering fight is very very very easy and they need to do it just to show us the entire party understands the assignment

insane night of hoops RIP doing my taxes

me forever if it happens on easter

Nikola Jokić in OT

braylon mullins needs that hair cuttery NIL money

ok, I've seen enough. Wiz need to sign Julian Reese to a real contract then shut him down for the rest of the year with a phantom injury

no country in the middle east, including Israel, has tomahawks. This is definitely a tomahawk missile and was definitely launched by the US military. While it is theoretically possible that the direct hit on the adjacent school moments earlier was from another source, it's *extremely* unlikely.

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this checks out

lmao #ACAP

A truly delightful and wonderfully insightful lunchtime read on a day when I desperately needed a lil' distraction. Bravo and thank you @mollyhannahm.bsky.social. We'll know Bluesky has truly arrived when we get some KD burner actin over here.

how are we at a point where Bill fucking Kristol is the one who gets it

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social different perspectives

LFG 2026 #TeamYeast

Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”

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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Yellow Red Blue Vassily Kandinsky 1925

for whatever reason I just now accepted that I am infact going to outlive my dog and this feeling fucking sucks send the asteroid

I really need to get to bed, but I just poked my head out the back door again. This is the view from my deck. All of this is looking south. When the geomagnetic storms are like this, the oval overshoots me and stretches into the US, which is why so many are seeing it tonight. #aurora