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It's gotta be the world's biggest diaper. And it has a giant load in it 🤢

Stuffed with cash?

That’s where he stores Natalie.

His ass contraption is bigger than some Fiats...

Brazilian butt lift

Spanx malfunction. Exceeded design specs. 😛

He's in his adult diaper era

Yes. A MAGA diaper.

Maybe he has hemorrhoids and it is a pillow to prevent pain?

King size diaper

I bet Natalie is a huge Spinal Tap fan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0...

Trying to hide the fecal gas exchange unit!

He's just gotten so fat his ass looks like a bustle.

It’s Marco bumming a ride.

😲

Sure. Show Xi the helicopter. Maybe he can steal that too? ANY CHANCE Trump is going to ask his guest of honor about the $100 million dollar F-35 he STOLE from us?? Or would that be gauche to bring up to his esteemed excellency on such a friendly visit??

Trump was advised to demonstrate his "largesse", but he misheard the advisor.

Now imagine this was a six foot tall, 285-lb person

It's probably mounds of duoderm so his ass doesn't slough off from stewing in his excrement...

I came thisclose to quoting a line from "Baby Got Back" and wisely decided against it before I vomited all over myself.

I much rather somebody be obsessed with the body of the person running our country then be obsessed with the body (parts) of a bunch of little kids!

There it is! Sorry I doubted you.

Hugh Jass lol

Flaps, flaperons and scuttle shoot evacuation collection system.

Maybe he's just dummie thicc?

#lardass

Maybe it's because he lost his ass in every business he ever controlled, so he had a mechanical one made to replace it. Of course, he only employs the most unprofessional, least qualified people, so he wound up with a leaky lead box instead.

you never heard of a porta-potty?

The fuckhead is afraid to shit in his pants

It's a highly classified military complex. He's got ammunition in there. Maybe snipers.

Even his oversized suits can’t cover the bulging.

This is a possibility. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventric...

He has 3 diapers on?

A bullet proof Depends

He's cheap, but this one is about his weight/height. To get a good tailor, he'd have to give his measurements. He will NEVER do that because a pissed off tailor can leak those. (Or even do it for money.)

Ummm… I’m not sure it’s the suit that’s the problem… 🤔

Listen, no amount of tailoring, whether it's good, bad or indifferent is gonna cover that lardy ass!

A lumpy piece of shit, but *svelte*

🤣

Even Oliver Hardy was better tailored. This goon is just cheap and tasteless.

He won't even get shirts with a wider #CooterCollar™ - and he can see the #VagiNeck™ himself! A wider collar would let that thing slide down into his shirt. Think he has any idea what he has going on in his back yard?

It's Biden's fault.......come on....

He's too cheap to do that. Plus he thinks he looks good. No one in his circle cares enough about him to tell him otherwise.

Same ugly ass suit and tie all the time Like a cartoon character

All the best tailors are self-respecting gays, and they won't take his money.

or get on the treadmill Donny

Bc he’s insane?

> You can do miracles with couture. Is it possible that everything that can be done is already being done? And there's just Too Much to cover. Or perhaps the tailors aren't getting paid and don't care to work for free.

Because he’d have to hire a tent maker.

Bullet-proof diaper?

Kdo neviděl a nezná Moliére ,,Lakomec,, nepochopí! Prostě Francouzská klasika 😉 Ale neočekávám, že američtí republikáni znají něco z tohoto uměleckého prostředí. Moliéra by pokládali za progresivního liberála.

He’s even uglier from the back.

Short of a huge muumuu, there's only so much a tailor can do.

Imagine if Biden has something like that on his ass and not a single national news source asked about it.

he is a portable toilet

This is the kind of exchange that could never happen on the bad place-witty banter with a side of learning…

The way I learned it, it can mean something a little bit more aggressive, like “va fangulo.”

He's looking quite oompa loompa here.

I cannot lie, I no longer like big butts. It's a diaper + diaper camouflage, methinks.

Because everything he does is a test of the cult.

Lets ask the expert @dieworkwear.bsky.social

It's a diaper vending machine.

Ballistic plates, to protect against someone trying to shoot his fat ass as he’s running away???

Natalie is in the trunk, again.

Depends for huuuuge asses.

@nickknudsenus.bsky.social has been on this beat for years, still no answers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4i...

Extra Extra large diaper

Agree based on photos I've seen. Might also explain the huge bag #Natalie carries around (additional adaptive devices?

Smuggling canned hams

For a moment there, I thought Trump was going to fall to his knees.

Its something to do with his ability to walk post-stroke. Some contraption that may fit in that Natalie Bag It’s why he didn’t make it one step before falling down at the Whitehouse Press Dinner when the shots were fired and Secret Service tried to get him to safety.

Occam's razor would suggest a gigantic adult diaper.

Hefty sized diapers.

A diaper is my guess.

‘Poop flap’…

I think he is wearing a bullet proof vest which doesn't fit him .

Daily McD’s will do that to your ass.

We need a thread to workshop questions an icy, prickly, WOMAN REPORTER (who's had it up to here) can pointedly ask him. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Thus the gloves recently? Just let me know when it's over.

Time for an independent physical exam by a qualified physician.

Whatever he has hasn’t killed him yet.

its a bullet proof vest

President Hugh Jass.

It’s a brace to keep him upright. Before & after:

Natalie needs to tell him to stay away from double vented suits.

It’s a huge Febreze filter

Maybe when he is showing off his tax payer funded ballroom he gets a fatter ass rather than a mushroom erection?

Chastity belt

I call it his bum box.

Extra large diaper, he doesn’t want to get caught out doing anything embarrassing

Also Xi’s growth spurt is most impressive! He’s gone from 5’9”, or more generously 5’11”, to nearly 6’3”! Get his secret!

His health is so bad that he either has something to help him walk or keep him alive. (Or it's a colostomy bag...) How is that a man who is capable of this job?

Vice President JD Vance was identified as the anonymous source behind one of the stories cited to justify barring Politico from White House grounds. The White House had cited six alleged offenses in its ban and pointed to a Politico article from June 2026 that described a preliminary deal with Iran

www.reddit.com/r/LessCredib...

www.csis.org/analysis/six...

Nappies?

8:00pm Fri Sep 25 ASS CONTRAPTION ALL AGES SHOW $15 at the door

Its a caboose

He prob needs to double up the diapers

I share your puzzlement. AND I have spent far too long looking at that dude's derriere because of your continued puzzlement.

Trump keeps Lindsay's ashes in there so he can stay up his butt, just like when he was alive

Xi is 5'10"...

It looks more like an exoskeleton and diapers.

Nah. So small they'd never hit it.

I shouldn’t laugh but….😹😹😹

I think it's a portable toilet. Whatever it is, it doesn't move with him. Looks like it would be metal or hard plastic. Who knows? He's disgusting. I don't know how people can stand to be around him.

It’s a Grok server directly attached to the implant in his “brain”

I don't think a good tailor could fix this mess. You simply can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.